Never tried it but it sounds like fun

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• SW42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Donut*

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your comment reminded me that at the conclusion all the donuts will be glazed

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    • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’d like a special dount please

      it’ll be right up

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You have inspired my autism.

    Banana for scale?

    Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut.

    Extremely standardized, as far as donuts go.

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    Dimensions?

    Outer Diameter = ~4 inches

    Inner Diameter = ~ 1 inch

    Height = ~ 1.5 inches

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    So…

    An approximately average, enthusiasticly participating man should be able to get 3 on there, with the uh, additional frosting nozzle still visible, or nearly so.

    2? Below average.

    1? Probably an actual, diagnosable micropeen.

    4? Above average.

    5? Something like 1 out of 10,000 in terms of how rare that level of above average is.

    … 6? More like 1 out of 1,000,000 in rarity.

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    How snug is the fit?

    Somewhat snug?

    Average.

    Very snug, moderately noticable donut tearing?

    Above Average.

    Not snug? Loose?

    Below Average.

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Great, we’re halfway to publishing this thesis! Let’s send your analysis to a Tier 1 research journal ASAP!

      /s :)

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    a fruit loop

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lifesaver

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    doughnut

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not really. Do you any guy with a girth that small?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah; they’re all in the White House.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You want the donut to be tight so it provides a cock ring effect.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One donut, coming up!

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Glazing also coming up.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only if you clean off the frosting with no hands.

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• Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh, I know this one. It’s called being glazed.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This would also make me (m) happy.

  Who loses in this situation?

  No one.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    my ego, once we realise it can barely hold a single donut

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s fine, it just becomes a balancing task.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey I mean, that just means it takes more handiwork from the… donut stacker… to eat the same number of donuts.

      You’ve already phrased this with ‘we’, so don’t worry Albert, I’ll happily munch whatever number of donuts from your donut pole singly, as many times as it takes for me to uh, get my fill.

      =P

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    agreed. It might turn into a real thing. Dunkin Donuts could sell a “stack” of say 6 donuts, but it would not be straight top to bottom, but instead curved to better accomadate an erect penis

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    • Atlas_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My erect penis is very straight…

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I did that once.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Were you the pole or the gobbler?

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    • elvith@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes

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• CluelessDude@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Idk man the best I can make it look is probably using a bag of Funyuns and even that is a stretch

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• MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fruit loops for me.

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that a women being happy? Rare creature.

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let me stuff donut bike holes in it

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pff, I’m bi, go for it!

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• Credibly_Human@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some donuts are getting ripped apart.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s how you make your own donut holes.

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

  it was too good of a chance to pass up

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I had to. it was too good of a chance to pass upImage

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