Has it detected itself?
Downdetector is down
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Mubelotix@jlai.lu to technology@lemmy.world
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aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Feddinat0r@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
No, but its at least a red colored message
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The detectives don’t detect if you logged on to the service,
Who are ready to hear the worst about their websites disappearance,
zarlin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dontcha think!?
Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It’s like rain . . .
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I really do think
perishthethought@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
We need isdowndetectordown.com.
Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Don’t you mean downdetectordowndetector.com?
visnae@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wouldn’t it be downdowndetectordetector.com?
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Why use float when output is boolean?
perishthethought@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I was bored so…
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Its actually cloudflare.
tomsguide.com/…/cloudfare-outage-november-2025-x-…
Blahaj zone is down too, presumably anything that routes traffic through CF.
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
[deleted]ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I couldn’t view any content hosted on blahaj, kept getting a CF http 500 error. Poats that had already federated out were fine but links back to uploaded content were all broken.
zerofk@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
CF
I did a double take; thought you said OF.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Calm down, its up.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Maybe it’s just your browser. We can’t be sure that it’s down until we check it on downdetector.
Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I see what you did there.
Somecall_metim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
That’s like the Red Dwarf episode where Kryten says “The damage reporting machine is damaged!”
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
That was Cat.
My favourite part of that scene though is when Rimmer says “we’ve lost it” huge explosion sorry I was looking at the wrong panel"
I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve said “Sorry I was looking at the wrong screen.”
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Go to red alert!”
“Are you sure Sir? That does mean changing the bulb”
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He meant “lost it” as in outran a pursuer? (I thought lost it as in “the thing is broken” at first).
cyrano@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
The circle is complete
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
pretty smart putting that thing behind cloudflare as a single point of failure
Steve@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
Could it be DNS?
kadotux@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Ethanol@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Funnily enough, that site was also down due to Cloudflare issues. lmao
excral@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Possibly, but there was a major cloudflare outage today that probably caused it.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Cloudflare.
Zink@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
impossible! I checked!
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I saw that too this morning. It’s indicative of the state of modern computing, ie I don’t understand a thing anymore.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
I touched grass today.
Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
yea it’s cloudflare having weird issues. it’s affected tons of websites.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It’s really too bad they have amassed this much power. It’s not what the internet was meant to be.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
None of it is. Same with all the corporate social media shit.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
CloudFlare has pioneered Crap Usability As a Service (CUAAS).
Madu@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Not just websites, tons of other things use it.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
We know. But this is funny.
crandlecan@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Cloudflare is down, yes
decended_being@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Its because cloudflare is having issues. www.cloudflarestatus.com
VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
UptimeRobot is down too. We need an uptime monitoring tool to monitor the uptime of uptime monitoring tools.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
Great idea, but who’s then monitoring the uptime of the Kuma instance?
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“i wonder if it’s down for everyone or just me. Let me check the… uh… umm…”
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Everyone who remembers the interwebs before these fancy-pants “down detectors” gets a free day. Enjoy! Have an ice cream!
MourningDove@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Did you try restarting it?
RalfWausE@blackneon.net 2 weeks ago
Looks like Cloudflare has some problems, I cannot access multiple sites…
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love how they assume if cloud flare is down that it means you have blocked it lol
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Is this the event that makes the universe collapse into itself?
ulterno@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Nah, just the WWW
kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
A paradox
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
abuseipdb being down hurt like you don’t know
ulterno@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I didn’t think about it before, but any service not handling a
500on the db update code would be having major problems.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Good thing cloudflare is only used on half of all websites, otherwise this would be a major outage! Let’s keep centralizing our services though!
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Yeah everyone I know, including myself, got this message today.
Its such a bad idea to centralize the web like this. But its anyway turning into Ai generated shit isnt it, probably will be easier to stop using it once its all AI.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I have this hope, that with all the AI garbage and shit social media algorithms, that there will be some kind of rebirth, where a new type of internet will look somewhat more like it did in the late 90s and early 2000s. Maybe through tor or something similar. It will be niche again, for techies and geeks and smart funny creative people. The normies can stick to Twitter and TikTok and Netflix and whatever corporate garbage. Maybe tor and the fediverse will play roles in this rebirth. Or maybe I’m just being too optimistic.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Got some lovely messages from my home monitoring :)
blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You using them instead of Google for DNS?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Yeah and what was that “security” kernel module update from Cockblock that bricked like half of the Windows systems on earth like a year ago or something? Single points of failure. Smart.
lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 2 weeks ago
Crowdstrike. I don’t think that fits the “single point of failure” part.