Has it detected itself?
Downdetector is down
Submitted 2 months ago by Mubelotix@jlai.lu to technology@lemmy.world
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aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Feddinat0r@feddit.org 2 months ago
No, but its at least a red colored message
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The detectives don’t detect if you logged on to the service,
Who are ready to hear the worst about their websites disappearance,
zarlin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dontcha think!?
Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s like rain . . .
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, I really do think
perishthethought@piefed.social 2 months ago
We need isdowndetectordown.com.
Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Don’t you mean downdetectordowndetector.com?
visnae@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wouldn’t it be downdowndetectordetector.com?
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Why use float when output is boolean?
perishthethought@piefed.social 2 months ago
I was bored so…
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Its actually cloudflare.
tomsguide.com/…/cloudfare-outage-november-2025-x-…
Blahaj zone is down too, presumably anything that routes traffic through CF.
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
[deleted]ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I couldn’t view any content hosted on blahaj, kept getting a CF http 500 error. Poats that had already federated out were fine but links back to uploaded content were all broken.
zerofk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
CF
I did a double take; thought you said OF.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Calm down, its up.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Maybe it’s just your browser. We can’t be sure that it’s down until we check it on downdetector.
Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I see what you did there.
Somecall_metim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
That’s like the Red Dwarf episode where Kryten says “The damage reporting machine is damaged!”
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 months ago
That was Cat.
My favourite part of that scene though is when Rimmer says “we’ve lost it” huge explosion sorry I was looking at the wrong panel"
I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve said “Sorry I was looking at the wrong screen.”
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Go to red alert!”
“Are you sure Sir? That does mean changing the bulb”
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He meant “lost it” as in outran a pursuer? (I thought lost it as in “the thing is broken” at first).
cyrano@piefed.social 2 months ago
The circle is complete
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
pretty smart putting that thing behind cloudflare as a single point of failure
Steve@startrek.website 2 months ago
Could it be DNS?
kadotux@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Ethanol@pawb.social 2 months ago
Funnily enough, that site was also down due to Cloudflare issues. lmao
excral@feddit.org 2 months ago
Possibly, but there was a major cloudflare outage today that probably caused it.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Cloudflare.
Zink@programming.dev 2 months ago
impossible! I checked!
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I saw that too this morning. It’s indicative of the state of modern computing, ie I don’t understand a thing anymore.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
I touched grass today.
Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
yea it’s cloudflare having weird issues. it’s affected tons of websites.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s really too bad they have amassed this much power. It’s not what the internet was meant to be.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
None of it is. Same with all the corporate social media shit.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
CloudFlare has pioneered Crap Usability As a Service (CUAAS).
Madu@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Not just websites, tons of other things use it.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
We know. But this is funny.
crandlecan@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Cloudflare is down, yes
decended_being@midwest.social 2 months ago
Its because cloudflare is having issues. www.cloudflarestatus.com
VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 months ago
UptimeRobot is down too. We need an uptime monitoring tool to monitor the uptime of uptime monitoring tools.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Great idea, but who’s then monitoring the uptime of the Kuma instance?
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“i wonder if it’s down for everyone or just me. Let me check the… uh… umm…”
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Everyone who remembers the interwebs before these fancy-pants “down detectors” gets a free day. Enjoy! Have an ice cream!
MourningDove@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Did you try restarting it?
RalfWausE@blackneon.net 2 months ago
Looks like Cloudflare has some problems, I cannot access multiple sites…
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love how they assume if cloud flare is down that it means you have blocked it lol
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Is this the event that makes the universe collapse into itself?
ulterno@programming.dev 2 months ago
Nah, just the WWW
kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 months ago
Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
A paradox
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
abuseipdb being down hurt like you don’t know
ulterno@programming.dev 2 months ago
I didn’t think about it before, but any service not handling a
500on the db update code would be having major problems.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Good thing cloudflare is only used on half of all websites, otherwise this would be a major outage! Let’s keep centralizing our services though!
1984@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Yeah everyone I know, including myself, got this message today.
Its such a bad idea to centralize the web like this. But its anyway turning into Ai generated shit isnt it, probably will be easier to stop using it once its all AI.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I have this hope, that with all the AI garbage and shit social media algorithms, that there will be some kind of rebirth, where a new type of internet will look somewhat more like it did in the late 90s and early 2000s. Maybe through tor or something similar. It will be niche again, for techies and geeks and smart funny creative people. The normies can stick to Twitter and TikTok and Netflix and whatever corporate garbage. Maybe tor and the fediverse will play roles in this rebirth. Or maybe I’m just being too optimistic.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Got some lovely messages from my home monitoring :)
blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You using them instead of Google for DNS?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Yeah and what was that “security” kernel module update from Cockblock that bricked like half of the Windows systems on earth like a year ago or something? Single points of failure. Smart.
lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 2 months ago
Crowdstrike. I don’t think that fits the “single point of failure” part.