Marshezezz

@Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After police used Flock cameras to accuse a Denver woman of theft, she had to prove her own innocence⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pigs are really bad at investigating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Rimshot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your statement could be true about anything depending on the perspective so I wasn’t sure what point you were trying to make

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t look it up and here I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft now owns a $135 billion 27% stake in OpenAI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an illusion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Which, ironically, makes them seem even more robotic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capcom doubles down on its decision to go pay-per-view during the Street Fighter League despite the fact that nobody really likes it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp have fun with that, Capcom. Not even complete morons would spend money for that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to go touch some grass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Again, why would I give clicks to a media company I fucking hate to tell me that I’m a piece of shit? Searching through the thread is still seeking it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would I seek out a most likely paywalled article from a media company I fucking hate to give them clicks and read about how I’m a piece of shit for not having a better 401k?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a screenshot of a snippet of the article without any link?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a shitty gaslight attempt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly what I was thinking. Petroleum companies have been working on it for years I’m sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at how much capitalism creates progress and drives us as a species to better ourselves. Next step, how to make money off people breathing air and sell them a subscription for it so they can continue to consume

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that is tickity boo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I really hope that super villain wannabe croaks out real soon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The American dream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah, I was hoping I wasn’t being too meta. Although I see I meant to say “sofa” and not “chronic”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It certainly doesn’t scream “chronic masturbator”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, that is the point I was making in my original statement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t agree with the notion either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And all the innocent people that get splattered in the process will just be chimps shot into space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your greatest "gaming high" you've been chasing ever since? Please take care not to spoil anything, if you are going to be story-specific.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FF IX. I’ll never get that again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoa! Windows 7's market share surged, tripling in users last month⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s nice not having my laptop get scalding hot just during the fifteen minute long start up as well. I’m loving the efficiency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody who complains about video games costing more than $60 ever considers inflation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have wages gone up with inflation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If A.I. is so fast and efficient, and CEOs are paid so much, why not replace CEOs with A.I.?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a study on that I remember about a year ago that seemed to get buried real fast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoa! Windows 7's market share surged, tripling in users last month⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My laptop runs so much better now with Mint after getting rid of windows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Updates to Xbox Game Pass: Introducing Essential, Premium, and Ultimate Plans - Xbox Wire [prices going up]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol anyone who pays that is a fucking idiot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let them know that I said that they are spineless for renewing