$1,000 richer

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  For $1,000 bucks you can call me slurs for 8-hours straight.

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs.

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    • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Most.”

      Sorry you have to put up with that crap.

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    • lengau@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I can multitask. Get called slurs while I’m working and make an extra $1000/day.

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m already ugly so might as well get paid for it.

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  • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why should only the beautiful people (apologies for quoting Marilyn Manson) get paid, anyway? They’re already skating through life because they won the genetics lottery, so they don’t need the money like the ugly people do.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Anybody offering?

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.

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  • Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.

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    • Chivera@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You’re offering holes? Where’s the line

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• hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s literally free money, yes please.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sure. Make the check out to, “I know you are, but what am I?”

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fuck that, make the check out to Cash!

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But that’s not a sick burn right back in their mean faces to show them you don’t even care what they think and that you can’t even help that it’s like that.

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• Neomega@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That is the answer I would expect from logic Queen

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  • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are you implying she’s the logic queen because of her looks? 😜

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• Lorindol@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Without any hesitation.

  I had long hair (blonde, very thick and curly) in my late teens. Back then men with long hair were pretty rare outside the larger cities, so I usually got a large variety of insults nearly every time I went to countryside.

  Sometimes people would throw money at my feet and yelled “Go to a barber, freak!” I always thanked them out loud and then I picked the money up.

  Free money is always nice.

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  • phar@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    People throwing money at you because you have long hair seems somewhat unbelievable just saying

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    • Lorindol@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nowadays, definitely.

      But a few decades ago in my backwater country this was reality. It happened to me twice on different regions and one of my friends who also had long hair told me it had also happened to him. I only got pocket change, but still enough to buy a can of beer ;)

      At the time we deduced that there had to have been some broadcast TV show which had given them this bizarre idea, since widespread Internet access was years away at the time.

      But as if this was not enough, the wierdest heckling I got was when I walking the dog with my girlfriend and a group of guys about our age passed us and called us “fucking gay”. My girlfriend was feminine, pretty and I was very far from both.

      It was a very, very strange time.

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• mhague@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d take the $1000 and then pay someone $100 to tell me I’m beautiful.

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ll do it for free. You are beautiful.

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• original_reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sure. Not my fault that that person cannot appreciate true beauty. If they even want to pay for that lack of understanding, by all means, be my guest.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not ugly, but everybody has their own view and 1000$ is 1000$.

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• InnerScientist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pay me and find out.

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Do I get paid $1,000,000 if I’m Ugly²

  ?

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yes i am, tyvm.

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• KenOh@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I always wonder about casting calls for acting when they’re looking for someone who is ugly or otherwise unsightly. Like, what’s kind of paper trail do they have on that?

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sorry, best we can do is a beautiful person with glasses and shoddy clothes.

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  • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah! Is it like “there is a character that is so ugly they are always sad and kill themselves and you seem perfect for that role!”

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• Botzo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Omg thank you for the money!

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• NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah?

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