FunctionallyLiterate

@FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well have everything that you need in one aisle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I was never into that shit, so my isle would have to contain silk sheets, rose petals, massage oils, etc…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Au natural.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same shit!!!!!!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a shame the seller went the sleazy marketing route because done right the shirt would definitely sell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're calling again.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Kelsey can go eff himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're calling again.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  TY, bc I wasn’t getting it either. My brain someone read “Töskaläd” like “tossed salad”, which then somehow went to The Wiggles “Fruit Salad.”

  I think my brain needs some tranqs…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then multiplying it by suing your employer for a hostile working environment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why you hitting yourself?” - as my older brother makes me do so by whipping my arm around…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m aware of the likelihood, but I try my best not to ass-u-me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Most.”

  Sorry you have to put up with that crap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you implying she’s the logic queen because of her looks? 😜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why should only the beautiful people (apologies for quoting Marilyn Manson) get paid, anyway? They’re already skating through life because they won the genetics lottery, so they don’t need the money like the ugly people do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨turkey⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Possible, I suppose, but I tend to think they’re too squeamish about where that might go, and/or too short-sighted to think that far ahead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨turkey⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How to get conservatives to support abortion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Sodium-Ion Battery Revolution Has Started⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, if we can just get the robber barons and their wholely-owned politicians out of the way of progress…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds fun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How germs achieve the velocity required to leave one body for another.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK - the crazy questions all jobs on usajobs.gov now ask⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Attempting? Where TF have you been all year?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be safe this Halloween¡¡¡⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it - what’s the problem with eating a little added protein?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a welcoming party⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The difference is your option results in death, while theirs results in life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Millions of buildings at risk from sea level rise, McGill-led study finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want to tell you how much I appreciate you having written out the “one” - it’s the chef’s kiss!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coordinated Pro-Russian Propaganda Network Targeting ActivityPub and ATProto Services⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is why I specified “less extreme,” but yeah, that’s fair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coordinated Pro-Russian Propaganda Network Targeting ActivityPub and ATProto Services⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Leftists generally aren’t nearly as likely to be control freaks as the right (although there are always exceptions), so getting them angry enough to fight takes much more effort than it does the right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Millions of buildings at risk from sea level rise, McGill-led study finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …if fossil fuel emissions are not curbed quickly,

  WTF do they think they’re kidding? We’re gonna need to do a LOT more than that to reverse the trend that quickly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a straight guy, I've got no interest in the "cocks" community so I added it to my blocklist - did I just do my first "cock-block"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only ones made of sausage (which might be what you’re looking for for all I know).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a straight guy, I've got no interest in the "cocks" community so I added it to my blocklist - did I just do my first "cock-block"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Five it is, then!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a straight guy, I've got no interest in the "cocks" community so I added it to my blocklist - did I just do my first "cock-block"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm… How many do I get credit for then?

• As a straight guy, I've got no interest in the "cocks" community so I added it to my blocklist - did I just do my first "cock-block"?
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