An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You mean I have to abstain for the other 3 weeks?

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, keep going. Then you’ll have negative cancer. Also known as anti-cancer.

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    • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So you’re saying it stacks? Dang!

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    • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I capricorn?

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sigh.

  **unzips**

  ~Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!~

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  • ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In the right hand?

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Never use the wrong hand

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    • TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, with the left so it feels like someone else is doing it.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So sorry about your hand cancer.

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• Erasmus@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How many times to avoid cancer completely?

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    However many is fatal.

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    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      42 times a day if I recall correctly

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  • Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s probably asymptotic.

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• pageflight@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Summary of studies for anyone interested.

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).

    So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.

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• notsosure@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Exactly 21 times or <21 or >21? Asking for a friend.

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• ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Rookie numbers

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack

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• the_q@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guess I’m gonna die of cancer.

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• Faydaikin@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Thank you Porn

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• IcyToes@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m doing my part!

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I choose to believe that you’re getting 1 guy a day to 21 every day of the month.

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand???

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  • m532@lemmygrad.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s a vampire hand?

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    • Redfox8@mander.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess the man’s hair makes her fingers look more pointy. If you’re eternal and out to drink blood, you’ve got pointy fingers y’know.

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• Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Am I the only one who jacks off to sleep?

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  • Yazer@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fyi, you spelt sheep wrong

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    • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I didn’t attend a Trump rally, I’m all good.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, I used to have that phase but things change

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  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes that’s pretty unique.

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    • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Damn, I just cum and pass out if it’s just me. Partner gets after care, I get "zzz"s.

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Check.

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