PanFucky
geography is neat
Submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 14 hours ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So he shits on Texas and pisses on Missipissi?
Gotcha 👍
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 day ago
As long as it doesn’t come in contact with the chicken, that’s fine by me.
MJKee9@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Having lived in Memphis, TN (the Western most point of the"pan"), I always wondered why i sometimes woke up with the taste of chef dick in my mouth.
loie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And the chef’s name is Mimal, for Minnesota Iowa Missouri Arkansas Louisiana.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Fun fact: the first-ever proper KFC was in…Utah.
titanicx@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
And then a couple years ago they tore down the original building rebuilt it in the exact same spot made it into kind of a museum/restaurant but it doesn’t have the same nostalgia or feel as the original did.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Texas is a toilet bowl that drains into Gulf of America
Donkter@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Oklahoma is his mondo dumpy rumpy takin a poo
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
hmmm… Kansas is also a shirt for “actual American sized person”
ooterness@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How is this a science meme?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 day ago
don@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
If studyin rocks and dirt ain’t a science, well I just don’t know what the fuck is.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Yeah like mountains and rivers other stuff that actually exists
don@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Chef’s hat:
Canada: UMMM EXCUSE ME?
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
How could Canada complain about anything when they’re clearly underwater?
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
I always thought it looked like some sort of gnome.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Doing too much. All you have to do is find the chicken leg shape near the midwest.
billwashere@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
“Pan”-is
Hello_there@fedia.io 1 day ago
Looks like a big fat penis
dingus@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Florida has always been the most penis-shaped state tho imo. America’s wang, if you will.
radio@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
They say they can’t unsee it… but why would they want to? It gives the flyover states a sense of purpose.
j4k3@piefed.world 1 day ago
That is a long Pan pointed at a Virginia
arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
They should make a national treasure movie about this
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 day ago
The Quest for the Golden Tendie
clot27@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
Dihh
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
dih isn’t even that often used replacing the word dick.
zululove@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Amazing
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What state is the arm and hand?
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They’re in the state of motion, obviously seasoning the chicken…
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 day ago
That’s one euphemism…
oce@jlai.lu 1 day ago
It’s the current state of confusion floating above the country.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 day ago
You just have to create a giant floating island and put it there, over those parts of Missouri and Tennessee.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I used to live in that guy’s pants.