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• morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter

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  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’ll make extremes more extreme. More indoor cold weather fucking!

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sweaty sex vs cracking a window when freezing

    Voting begins now

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cracking a window and then still getting sweaty in the freezing air.

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• ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

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  • Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Early to mid November is a tell-tale sign of someone being a Valentine’s gift.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just for clarification: are we talking Valentine’s Day or is there a Valentine we should all know (of we don’t already)?

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    • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      St Valentine. He’s pretty old, but he still gets around. The stories of him being executed in the 3rd century are exaggerated.

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also some Christmas/New Years babies. Then just the general cold months not going out in the snow and it’s not sticky, so it’s a nice time to share warmth and snuggle

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    • josefo@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We have the same phenomena in the global south which is hot af at that time, so it’s more related to Christmas/New Year drunkenness imho. Or people not working and having more time to fuck

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That ends up making things kinda sticky tho

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  • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have a mid-November child.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nipex that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.

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    • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ooops, you’re right. Thanks :)

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• Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most people live in the northern hemisphere, winter in January is cold and miserable for a lot of the planet. What do you think people are supposed to do inside? Play checkers?

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  • mysticpickle@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe not checkers, but there’s jumping alright

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/births.htm

  Tl;Dr August is the most common birth month, but not by enough to actually mean any significant trend. You’re talking a lead of a thousand births in a nation with 365 million people.

  It’s slightly more common to be born in the last six months of the year, again, not in any significant amount.

  Your shitposting is factually inaccurate and should be booed!

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• PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Obviously fuck all on television after Christmas.

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• exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This data analysis seems to suggest that yes, July through October have higher birth rates in the United States, with maybe 10% higher births than similar days between April and June.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No.

  9 months before September is breeding season. They’re having birthdays; not celebrating their conception.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    december is barely a winter month. we need to shift our calendar so the new year starts on the solstice and we get a new month then too.

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• uberdroog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Happy new year for some

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Normies. Your parents fucked like squares. Not like me. Pristsine. Delivered by a stork. Still came out of the womb just so I could ruin something.

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• Bakedtaint@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why I keep it to 0 friends

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The youngun’s call winter “cuffing season” for a reason.

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve heard that statistically November has a lot of birthdays, presumably because of valentine’s day. I was probably concieved on valentine’s day

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• TheYattering@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s even a stereotype about it. Humans subconsciously tend to start actively dating in the fall. Something about having a warm body to sleep next to in the winter. I think it’s evolutionary

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  nah my parents were just like “hey, the month and day have the same number wanna go for another?”

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  oh that’s why I have 4 birthdays in my family this week

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