PhobosAnomaly
@PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
- Comment on Mom of the year 4 weeks ago:
Is this the same as plugging an extension cable into itself to get free and unlimited electricity?
- Comment on perfect 4 weeks ago:
One, two, three, four
Let me hear you scream if you want some more
Like ah, push it, push it
Watch me work it
Underrated banger.
- Comment on Microsoft Edge gets "unfair advantage", browser makers claim 1 month ago:
That’s not the problematic metric though. It’s the 70-80% (link) install base of the Windows OS on desktop computers that Edge is installed with that’s the basis of the anti-competitive allegation.
The fact that it still only takes 5% of the browser usage is more of a happy accident.
- Comment on Men Harassed A Woman In A Driverless Waymo, Trapping Her In Traffic 1 month ago:
This is how you get shot for the silliest of reasons.
- Comment on Dell Sales team told to return to office 5 days a week 1 month ago:
Unless it’s the initial outreach team or on-premises staff, sales would be one of the few roles totally suited to remote working.
Some of the more creative or collaborative roles I can see the argument for hybrid working - even if it’s just one day a week or month in the office - but sales, customer service, or first line support seems to be the last area you’d impose a return to work mandate on.
That said, I haven’t got extortionate office rents to justify 😂
- Comment on my onlyfans is now live 1 month ago:
I should check usernames.more
- Comment on my onlyfans is now live 1 month ago:
Man I haven’t been keeping up with the remakes. Is that Adam Jensen or Albert Wesker?
- Comment on Department of Transportation 1 month ago:
Goatse.
Every time.
- Comment on Which rural area will take the UK’s nuclear waste? 2 months ago:
Newport city centre then wheeeyyyyyy
I suspect it’ll probably end up in the same places most other large hazardous industrial sites will be - rural, coastal just off an arterial road route somewhere. See also: Torness, Easington, Milford Haven etc.
That said, Tom Scott did a video (because of course he did) on plans for nuclear testing on UK soil - have a look if you’re interested - and it seems the answer to that was underneath a chunky section of Yorkshire moorland.
- Comment on RM 800XL - a new incarnation of popular 8-bit computer from 1983 2 months ago:
Brilliant, thank you - that’s really interesting and appreciated.
I still remember typing JPELC at the Mission: Shark title screen to toggle cheats.
- Comment on RM 800XL - a new incarnation of popular 8-bit computer from 1983 2 months ago:
Awesome.
I’ve no idea why, but the Polish could make the 800-series sing. An entire generation of bedroom coders getting their games onto top tier labels like Zeppelin, Mastertronic etc.
It fills me with hope that this RM800 will do well.
- Comment on LILYGO T-Deck Plus is a $70 handheld with GPS, LoRa, and a BlackBerry keyboard - Liliputing 3 months ago:
Same as the Unihertz Titan. I ran with that for two years and it was decent, if underpowered.
The dream is all but dead for all fourteen and a half of us QWERTY phone enthusiasts I think. A surprising number went to the Samsung Galaxy Flip models, though having used this for two years or so, I wouldn’t recommend it either.
Maybe one day…
- Comment on Pocklington: Farmer dies after being run over by his Range Rover 3 months ago:
That’s a shame for the family, especially the wife that may well have seen him dead earlier in the evening but thought it was something normal that he was doing.
That said, it’s remarkable that the only person that got hurt by his ability to control vehicle was himself, looking at the list of blunders he had made with other vehicles.
- Comment on Not safe to swim: Paris Olympics event cancelled over Seine water quality concerns 3 months ago:
Sounds like the same quality benchmark for Stella Artois.
- Comment on Wreckfest 2 announced with trailer abundant in fender-bending and newly rageful drivers 3 months ago:
Wreckfest is an absolute banger - the only game (in my subjective opinion) that comes close to Destruction Derby 2 in terms of pure satisfaction when cleaning someone out.
Looking forward to W2.
- Comment on Arrest warrant issued for Katie Price after she failed to attend bankruptcy court hearing 3 months ago:
(I posted this initially in another community, not realising it was just a bot posting)
Why is Katie Price still a thing?
As far as I can remember, she got famous for nothing other than having large breasts.
Beyond that, the last 20 years seem to have been constant attempts to stay relevant with perfumes, books, reality TVs show apprarances, and an inability to understand how basic road safety works.
Why is she still popular, I wonder?
- Comment on What is the actual point of a bra? 4 months ago:
I am also reliably told that the removal of a bra - particularly a tight one - at the end of a working day is almost as wonderful as the feeling of taking your socks off when you get home.
Bliss.
- Comment on Nihilist would give him one star 4 months ago:
yeah it’s probably bollocks but people of a…certain vintage can’t think of stories of sucking oneself off without making the link to big Brian himself.
- Comment on Nihilist would give him one star 4 months ago:
something something Marilyn Manson something something bottom two ribs
- Comment on Hello I think you'll love this house. 4 months ago:
It looks like a pepperoni pizza that was stored on its end.
- Comment on A game called One Million Checkboxes has sparked a terrible online war 4 months ago:
The internet has ruined me. The headline made me think there was a swastika-ticking brigade and a swastika-cleaning squad; or a “pool’s closed” style griefing concerted effort; or a giant series of tickdicks.
This seems quite… nice in comparison. Good on you, internet.
- Comment on A game called One Million Checkboxes has sparked a terrible online war 4 months ago:
The internet has ruined me. The headline made me think there was a swastika-ticking brigade and a swastika-cleaning squad; or a “pool’s closed” style griefing concerted effort; or a giant series of tickdicks.
This seems quite… nice in comparison. Good on you, internet.
- Comment on Asian BrewDog Worker Sacked After Raising Concerns About EDL Presence 4 months ago:
I couldn’t tell you a out that firm, always willing to eat new beers mind!
I know their headline grabbers are particularly bad, but having lived on their home patch for a wee while, they’re not particularly well regarded as local neighbours either.
I know the following is absolutely subjective, but their beers are… alright? I wouldn’t say no to one but I’ve neither the stomach not the wallet to go on the piss purely on Brewdog beers. Their food is lovely too but you almost have to speak with your mortgage adviser first to see if it’s a bright idea.
I can’t remember the last time I voluntarily went to Brewdog or bought a few of their tinnies either, outside of meeting there for a work’s do or going there because visitors wanted to.
- Comment on Asian BrewDog Worker Sacked After Raising Concerns About EDL Presence 4 months ago:
I have never known a company go from being “super cool” to “super prone to making themselves look like fannies” in such a short space of time. It’s almost impressive.
- Comment on (UPDATED) Nightdive Announces Remastered Version of 90s Cult Classic Shooter PO'ed 4 months ago:
Nightdive’s track record is stellar in fairness.
I’ve still got my PS1 copy of PO’ed and it hasn’t aged well at all. I think the world was still clamouring for new and inventive Doom-clones at the time that people were willing to forgive clunky gameplay and unbalanced weapons, but this remaster will do it a while load of favours.
Disruptor is another mediocre game that springs to mind, but was well received because it was the best-of-the-rest in what we now know to be first person shooters. That would be a cool remaster too.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Shock horror: a fucking idiot who build his persona on a foundation of being loud, obnoxious, and a bit of a twat turns out to be loud, obnoxious, and a bit of a twat.
Oh, and a nonce too.
- Comment on I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades. 4 months ago:
Try electrical engineering! All you need is a socket and a fork!
- Comment on New glitch found in Castlevania (NES/FC) 4 months ago:
Today: variable manip to cause the engine to read a jump to the ending
Tomorrow: TASBot codes Call of Duty remaster using jumps and damage boosts and launches it by climbing stairs [MILLY BITCHELL APPROVED] [SPEEDRUN ASMR]
- Comment on All three game console makers have now abandoned X integration 5 months ago:
All three manufacturers?
sad Sega noises
Dreamcast 4 for lyfe yo
- Comment on 4ish years ago when I bought a house I was convinced not to get a house inspection, would it be crazy to get one now just to make sure it's all good? 5 months ago:
I can only provide anecdotal experience, but my old girl found her dream house. Old mining cottage type terraced house, immaculate renovation inside, great hillside views, nice enough place overall…
…she instructed her surveyor to have a look and he told her to run like fuck, the shared wall was pretty much the only thing keeping the house upright - his words were clearly a reduction of some larger issues, but that saved a repair and insurance nightmare.
They’re pricey, yes - but they can save you an exponentially larger amount of money.