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Out of 10. Be specific!

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Pretentious restaurant/10. They’re going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    1. I hate it, but it appears functional
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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This fork isn’t stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.

    8/10.

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  • Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Limited usefulness because it’s too narrow. Don’t like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn’t want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

    Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

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  • Mrkawfee@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

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  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I immediately downvoted this fork… then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

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  • kwilson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d give it a perfect 5/7

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

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  • piefood@feddit.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It looks like someone made a fork based on a kids drawing of a fork

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Knork/10

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not specific but technically follows the set rating system

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Crab Fork

    8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also good for oysters!

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

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  • hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Certainly less than a full 4.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why TF is Lemmy’s nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

    I mean, that’s half of mine. How did we get here?

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  • Nariom@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    5/7

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Perfect.

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        100%

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  • Badabinski@kbin.earth ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    backscratcher/10

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That looks like a fork at a snooty restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than regular fork. Because you experience the chefs childhood struggles as you try scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.

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  • RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    3.145183813819291837

    Specific enough?

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    • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess but I’d prefer a rational answer.

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That is a rational number

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, that's technically allowed.

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  • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Zero thousand.

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More practical than many Star Trek forks

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    -2/10

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  • Stillwater@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    4/10, not for the unique tines but for the bulbous and tapered handle. Not as comfortable to hold and use as your standard fork.

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  • Wutchilli@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    3/10 Probably balanced OK and has a certain comfy weight in your hand. But the shape is , all by very distinct, no good at differentiating between handle and fork head. Function wise is the ability to poke food with the fork in question OK but could be improved. But the ability to scoop things up is lost with this fork, the head is just to small and to thick. And i personally hate the different dept oft cut in the forkhead.

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    4k

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can not rate this based on this photo. It doesn’t even show the complete fork. And how much does it weigh? Where’s the banana for scale?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s somehow worse

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      • Kabulanolac@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It looks like a Botero painting

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Looks like it has good mouth-feel. As a fidget toy, 5/10; as a fork, 2/10

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    • zululove@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You like a good mouthfeel don’t cha

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dali/10

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    4/10.

    Great for its intended use, but performs very poorly at some fork functions.

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