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Out of 10. Be specific!

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://media.piefed.world/posts/7D/C6/7DC6jPk9fFyYAbN.webp

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  • Mrkawfee@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Looks like Barts older cousin

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  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I immediately downvoted this fork… then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

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  • DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Knork/10

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not specific but technically follows the set rating system

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This fork isn’t stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.

    8/10.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    1. I hate it, but it appears functional
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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Crab Fork

    8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also good for oysters!

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  • Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Limited usefulness because it’s too narrow. Don’t like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn’t want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

    Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why TF is Lemmy’s nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

    I mean, that’s half of mine. How did we get here?

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    • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bricks? I’ve seen a surprising amount about utensils, but I think i missed the bricks.

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      • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It was a couple days ago, some greentext post about some anon’s brother hates cement and cement blocks.

        lemmy.today/post/36312407

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  • RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    3.145183813819291837

    Specific enough?

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    • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess but I’d prefer a rational answer.

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That is a rational number

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, that's technically allowed.

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because that fork has trisomy 21.

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  • kwilson@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d give it a perfect 5/7

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

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    • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.

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  • GoddessGundy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that’s a manufacturing dud but I’ll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

    I wouldn’t be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it’s trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

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    • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah the michelin waste should be higher because some rich asshole lost an investment and some chef got a dream job for a while.

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  • piefood@feddit.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It looks like someone made a fork based on a kids drawing of a fork

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  • Badabinski@kbin.earth ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    backscratcher/10

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  • jim3692@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

    Image

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s not a fork that’s a thnork

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  • Nariom@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    5/7

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Perfect.

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        100%

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can not rate this based on this photo. It doesn’t even show the complete fork. And how much does it weigh? Where’s the banana for scale?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s somehow worse

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      • Kabulanolac@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It looks like a Botero painting

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    1. It’s not a good spork
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  • falynns@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    3/10. Not great, Bob.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.

    8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.

    Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretentious restaurant/10. They’re going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.

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  • hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Certainly less than a full 4.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    -2/10

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  • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Zero thousand.

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    More practical than many Star Trek forks

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  • Wutchilli@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    3/10 Probably balanced OK and has a certain comfy weight in your hand. But the shape is , all by very distinct, no good at differentiating between handle and fork head. Function wise is the ability to poke food with the fork in question OK but could be improved. But the ability to scoop things up is lost with this fork, the head is just to small and to thick. And i personally hate the different dept oft cut in the forkhead.

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