8/10. -4 for unneeded weight, -3 for asymmetry making prongs short, +5 for actually sharp prongs. Looking at you, every other “fork” out there you.
Out of 10. Be specific!
Submitted 7 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 7 months ago
olafurp@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10
untorquer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Something about the shape tells me this will be a 10/10 x-ray during an emergency room visit.
MTK@lemmy.world 7 months ago
7/10
Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 months ago
4 out of 5 prongs.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Tines are uneven, 4/10
Donkter@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Excellent for pokin’ olives. 7/10
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I was gonna say eyes
GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that’s a manufacturing dud but I’ll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.
I wouldn’t be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it’s trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.
untorquer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nah the michelin waste should be higher because some rich asshole lost an investment and some chef got a dream job for a while.
falynns@lemmy.world 7 months ago
3/10. Not great, Bob.
orenj@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.
kinther@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Because that fork has trisomy 21.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.
Toes@ani.social 7 months ago
Looks pretty standard to me
icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.
8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.
Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
- It’s not a good spork
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
I am particular about forks and spoons, preferring they are thin and relatively straight - this fork looks too thick, but I don’t mind how narrow it is
Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 months ago
5 because it at least appears to do the job
tryagain@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Doesn’t matter what the scale is: it’s still zero.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Joke’s on you, the scale is from 3 to 17.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
And009@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
5.67/10
jim3692@discuss.online 7 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s not a fork that’s a thnork
DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Pretentious restaurant/10. They’re going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 months ago
This fork isn’t stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.
8/10.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 7 months ago
- I hate it, but it appears functional
Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Limited usefulness because it’s too narrow. Don’t like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn’t want one. Tines seem overly sharp.
Probably good for getting olives out of jars.
kwilson@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’d give it a perfect 5/7
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That looks like a fork at a snooty restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than regular fork. Because you experience the chefs childhood struggles as you try scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
shove it up your ass/10