Not just from Wish. I’d like to take a moment to say a massive Fuck You to the turbo thundercunt at Apple who decided it would be a good idea to make the iPhone headphone volume exposure limit warning LOUDER than the audio it was warning me about, and also to provide no method of adjusting either volume to match what my headphones actually output. That’s some fucking Grade-A trolling right there. Twats.
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skisnow@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
porksnort@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Thank you for introducing me to the term ‘thundercunt’. It has me thinking of cosplay ideas.
However, Siri and notifications volume is controlled separately from media volume on iOS.
You can also set a repeating reminder to call Apple a bunch of throbbing thundercunts, perhaps weekly? Which is still a very important thing to do.
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
My radio-bluetooth transmitter speaks english in a stereotypical Japanese accent and it’s hilarious.
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 7 months ago
And at this point you realize they’re all made by the same company
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Possibly manufactured by a different factory in China, but only across the street, but definetly uses the same firmware
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
made by the same workers working their second shift
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 7 months ago
I believe on some websites you can order thousands of a unit, and ask to put your brand name on it
People use it for dropshipping or similar
might be the case
sad_detective_man@leminal.space 7 months ago
“Totally Not Alibaba Operating Under A New Name”
moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
“…Payurd”
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Mine has a sexy voice
ndupont@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
I can clearly hear that voice. But can’t remember which dewice it was
Redredme@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’ve a creative air thingy headphone. Great device. It comes with the sweetest asian female voice you can imagine.
So yes. It’s so Lovely. It’s the voice accompanying all your (manga) waifu dreams.
Too bad you can’t really understand what she says. But who cares, right?
Burnoutdv@feddit.org 7 months ago
There is a company called moondrop that has deliberately waifu voices. But i cant figure them out as a company, they got super cheap in ears and then other stuff that is hundreds of euro, quality wise they are okay I guess
dan@upvote.au 7 months ago
Bluetooss
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Redio moder
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Low battery. Charge ze dewise.
bobo1900@startrek.website 7 months ago
The most annoying thing is it blasting “battery low” every 30 seconds when the battery gets below 20%, making them absolutely unusable. At least Sony lets out a ver short beep to let you know, and only twice
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I have been using Sony earbuds exclusively for the past few years. 10/10. Good sound, decent battery. Well made case (seriously you don’t realize until you have one how nice a well made and shaped case is), they’ve held up far better than I expected over the years.
A bit pricer than some junk you can order off wish or whatever, but I think it’s well worth it for the quality and longevity of it.
My favorite Wf-700
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
if it’s gonna “battery low” at me, I gotta figure out how to change it to “build more pylons”
uuldika@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
you must construct additional electrons.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 7 months ago
I hate this too, it reminds you constantly as if its something dangerous that you shouldn’t forget about. A small beep once every 20 minutes would suffice. Not only that, but a lot of modern Bluetooth headphones last for quite a long time after the battery goes below 20%.
elvith@feddit.org 7 months ago
Also modern Bluetooth devices send their battery level to the connected device. Why don’t most phones also regularly send a toast or show a notification that you headphones are running out of battery?
sad_detective_man@leminal.space 7 months ago
god, it’s so repetitive. I’m certain that actually drains the remaining battery even faster with how often it does it
dumbass@leminal.space 7 months ago
There’s this small feeling of peace I get when I hear her voice on someone’s Bluetooth device, it’s like catching up with an old friend.
ch00f@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My dashcam had a button that allowed you to disable/enable audio recording. It had a voice say “audio recording aww.”
“On” and “Off” sounded nearly identical.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
audio recording aww 🥰🥰
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 7 months ago
Coh nECKT ing~
UGREEN Bluetooth to AUX cord Chinese lady.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
咦？
lime@feddit.nu 7 months ago
the little dongle i use in my car always starts up with a very serious “bluatooth connected”
bstix@feddit.dk 7 months ago
I had one that said “the bluetooth device has connected as successfully”
bstix@feddit.dk 7 months ago
Edit: this is the exact voice: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aieHMRm7R7s
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
They mean as successfully as you
pogodem0n@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Successfulley
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
sad_detective_man@leminal.space 7 months ago
I would just love to see more Tim Curry. That man was a legend ✊😔
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Still with us, but the stroke he suffered has taken a toll.
From Rocky Horror, Clue, Home Alone 2, and Red Alert 3 (also featuring Trek alum George Takei), he delivers camp in the best way.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 months ago
I use Pinebuds. They have a woman’s voice that very enthusiastically says “ready to pair” in an American accent. But what sounds like a Chinese woman’s voice saying “phone disconnected”.
sad_detective_man@leminal.space 7 months ago
wait I think those are mine too. I don’t know my brand but when the battery is low a voice like you’re describing days “Please charging 🥺”
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
please be of into the chargings, thankings yuo
DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 months ago
Auxillary Mode!
UnsavoryMollusk@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Bluetooth mode
techfox@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Oh you know it, sexy bluetooth speaker
DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 months ago
ScArLeTt FiRe
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ay yu ex mode.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
i somehow managed to break my previous noise cancelling earbuds and ended up buying Nothing branded ones (CMF buds i think?) and good god it’s astounding that i have to say “thank you for just using bleeping sounds to indicate actions”.
i get that they want it to be obvious what’s happening with the device but is it really that hard for people to just cycle through things a few times to memorize what each sound means?