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Southern USA core.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I like making fun of confederate sympathizers, but don’t put this shit on all of us.

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  • Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Both can be true! (Being siblings and cousins at the same time, requires bit of inbreeding ofc)

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    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.

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      • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve got 2 sister cousins. My mom’s sister was declared unfit, and my parents legally adopted.

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      • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        An ex of mine had this situation!

        Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the ‘doggy style’ position?

     

    They never turn their back on family!

    🥁 🥁 🛎️

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  • nocklobster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Butt stuff only?! Awe!

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Isn’t that the preacher zone?

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  • josefo@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Incest meme aside, I would be fucking furious if one of my fellow siblings put me in the cousin zone. It smells weird there.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    West Virginia. Mountin’ Mama.

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    • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      West Virginia exists because they refused to secede from the Union when Virginia joined the Confederacy. They don’t deserve to be associated with that flag.

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You’re the first one to mention flags.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Country head, take me there
      To the point I come everywhere
      West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
      Take me there, country head

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Midwest homeboy asking the wrong questions.

      I can’t even

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    • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Found the southerner in this comment section!

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    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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      • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The Northerner mind cannot comprehend this

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      • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        … what

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    • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      reletively yes but you still shouldn’t.

      a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

      so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> … nth.

      after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Iirc first cousins have a 5% chance of terrible outcomes, which might sound low but… anyone who has played D&D or other d20 TTRPGs know how often 1s hit.

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      • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re talking about people for whom “blood relative” and “potential mate” are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.

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    • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And usually the Americans, try to copy something they have seen in Europe. The beautiful stem circle from the Habsburgs got copied into whatever this is supposed to be.

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  • Leather@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t cousin’s be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.

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  • IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    OMFG!

    That is Savage AF!!

    But completely true!

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is soaking still cool?

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    • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ofc the occasional siblingly soak is still on the table. They’re southerners, not animals.

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Isn’t that Mormons?

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      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They invented the move but everyone is free to do dumb shit

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