They probably aren’t thinking about it. Classic case of the Spotlight Effect. No one actually cares.
Pure Shame
Submitted 4 days ago by IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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otacon239@lemmy.world 3 days ago
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?
Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.
So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 3 days ago
If it makes you feel better they probably took a shit and then wrote in your birthday card.
scytale@piefed.zip 4 days ago
That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.
potoo22@programming.dev 3 days ago
“Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner.”
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 3 days ago
I work weekends at my job and there are a few departments that don’t work weekends. I’ve walked past people I work with going to and from their bathrooms lol
lmuel@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Well yeah you want to the bathroom?
Pretty sure that’s what it’s for right? It’s called the shitter for a reason
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
one if my buddies will loudly ask his gf if she just took a fat shit after she comes out of the bathroom. no matter if its even for 1 minute. its hilarious everytime
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If I ever get a girlfriend I’m going to use this all the time
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
another good one i learned from a guy i knew in high school, whenever she bends down make a very loud fart sound with your mouth. hilarious 😂
kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 days ago
Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 3 days ago
No one thinks you did that
m3t00@piefed.world 3 days ago
nobody even knows you are there
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Just tell em you were doing blow
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 3 days ago
While you took a shit?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Doing it after, and off of, the shit.
Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Either they think you were on your phone or the water was still brown after the first flush.
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 2 days ago
A. Shit B. Goon C. Blowjob D. Phone
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 days ago
A-D + coke
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’m either confused or worried about C
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 3 days ago
As someone with crohns disease this one hits hard.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That’s what the others are talking/laughing about. They can probably smell it.
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Hell, my coworkers brag about it.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Give a shit, don’t take a shit
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Well he clearly gives a shit about taking a shit.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 days ago
So many people poop shy in this thread… It’s fine, that’s what bathrooms are for.
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?
Come check it out, it won’t even flush.
SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Always upvote poop knife