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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?

    Come check it out, it won’t even flush.

    SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE

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    • jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Always upvote poop knife

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They probably aren’t thinking about it. Classic case of the Spotlight Effect. No one actually cares.

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  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?

    Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.

    So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.

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    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If it makes you feel better they probably took a shit and then wrote in your birthday card.

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.

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    • potoo22@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner.”

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      • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I work weekends at my job and there are a few departments that don’t work weekends. I’ve walked past people I work with going to and from their bathrooms lol

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  • lmuel@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well yeah you want to the bathroom?

    Pretty sure that’s what it’s for right? It’s called the shitter for a reason

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No shit

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      • tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Actually, yes shit.

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  • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    one if my buddies will loudly ask his gf if she just took a fat shit after she comes out of the bathroom. no matter if its even for 1 minute. its hilarious everytime

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    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If I ever get a girlfriend I’m going to use this all the time

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      • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        another good one i learned from a guy i knew in high school, whenever she bends down make a very loud fart sound with your mouth. hilarious 😂

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      then where did the smell come from!?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Fartin’ around. Duh.

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    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No one thinks you did that

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  • m3t00@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    nobody even knows you are there

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just tell em you were doing blow

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    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      While you took a shit?

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      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Doing it after, and off of, the shit.

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  • Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Either they think you were on your phone or the water was still brown after the first flush.

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  • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A. Shit B. Goon C. Blowjob D. Phone

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A-D + coke

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    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m either confused or worried about C

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  • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As someone with crohns disease this one hits hard.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s what the others are talking/laughing about. They can probably smell it.

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  • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hell, my coworkers brag about it.

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Give a shit, don’t take a shit

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    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well he clearly gives a shit about taking a shit.

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So many people poop shy in this thread… It’s fine, that’s what bathrooms are for.

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