They probably aren’t thinking about it. Classic case of the Spotlight Effect. No one actually cares.
Pure Shame
Submitted 1 week ago by IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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otacon239@lemmy.world 1 week ago
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?
Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.
So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If it makes you feel better they probably took a shit and then wrote in your birthday card.
scytale@piefed.zip 1 week ago
That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.
potoo22@programming.dev 1 week ago
“Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner.”
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 1 week ago
I work weekends at my job and there are a few departments that don’t work weekends. I’ve walked past people I work with going to and from their bathrooms lol
lmuel@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Well yeah you want to the bathroom?
Pretty sure that’s what it’s for right? It’s called the shitter for a reason
kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 week ago
Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 week ago
No one thinks you did that
m3t00@piefed.world 1 week ago
nobody even knows you are there
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Just tell em you were doing blow
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 week ago
While you took a shit?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Doing it after, and off of, the shit.
Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Either they think you were on your phone or the water was still brown after the first flush.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 week ago
As someone with crohns disease this one hits hard.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
one if my buddies will loudly ask his gf if she just took a fat shit after she comes out of the bathroom. no matter if its even for 1 minute. its hilarious everytime
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If I ever get a girlfriend I’m going to use this all the time
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
another good one i learned from a guy i knew in high school, whenever she bends down make a very loud fart sound with your mouth. hilarious 😂
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That’s what the others are talking/laughing about. They can probably smell it.
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Hell, my coworkers brag about it.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Give a shit, don’t take a shit
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Well he clearly gives a shit about taking a shit.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 week ago
So many people poop shy in this thread… It’s fine, that’s what bathrooms are for.
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 week ago
A. Shit B. Goon C. Blowjob D. Phone
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A-D + coke
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m either confused or worried about C
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?
Come check it out, it won’t even flush.
SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Always upvote poop knife