Na it wouldn’t
salty
Submitted 13 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/8785bb1b-485d-4798-beb5-10ffc23cf4fc.jpeg
Comments
Alaik@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
I mean if we could get certain people who are deadset on making the world worse to believe this like the do for every other dumb fucking lie (EG: Vaccines and Autism, Fluoride in tap water, etc) this might be productive.
muhyb@programming.dev 9 hours ago
Na
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
pure sodium meets saliva
mouth catches fire
Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 7 hours ago
Nature’s Pop-Rocks
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Poor Mikey
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Bits of Mouth, name of my new band.
Objection@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
Personally, I sub out the chlorine for hydrogen and oxygen, which I know are safe because that’s what’s in water. It also helps keep my soup nice and warm whenever I sprinkle it in.
Eating sodium chloride is kind of insane. It would be like if you took my stuff and poured a bunch of hydrochloric acid on it and then sprinkled that all over your food. Yeah, no thanks.
ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
This is an explosive opinion
swankypantsu@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
This is so_dium_.
PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de 2 hours ago
thx. i like that
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
The pasta would cook itself
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Just don’t put the pasta next to the antipasta.
yozul@beehaw.org 13 hours ago
Mmm, yes. I too love eating metals that explode when they touch water. Extra spicy. It does more than double the sodium content of your salt though, so watch out for that if you have high blood pressure.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 13 hours ago
Instead we should be replacing the sodium with chlorine!
ramble81@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
This sounds like the next thing we should get people riled up with along with the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.
propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 hours ago
They put unchlorinated salt in the dang dihydrogen monoxide!
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
It is kind of funny how, even though I understand how they cancel out, the unification of two very reactive elements makes harmless salt.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Hydrogen and oxygen are quite reactive as well.
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
And both water and salt, while vital to human life, are harmful to others. Water is a powerful solvent, and salt can kill snails.
Allero@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
They’re just nearly equally reactive in two opposite directions.
You can absolutely make salts with acidic or alkaline properties by altering this careful balance.
Hestia@hexbear.net 9 hours ago
Na, I don’t think so
nebulaone@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Brynawel@feddit.org 13 hours ago
Hot take.
Midnitte@beehaw.org 10 hours ago
That’s just your reaction to it!
MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
That’s right keep telling yourself that.
grue@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
You just know getting that to happen was the absolute peak crowning achievement of some bureaucrat’s career.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Naw the army was dumping all kinds of stuff after WWII. They had built up so much material that this would be a unknown rubber stamp action without that film.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Do you want to keep your teeth? How much are you planning on living? I have so many questions.
airbreather@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Na
Klear@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
na
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Relevant xkcd
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Na