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• perishthethought@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All I want is a prehensile tail.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And wings! For, uh, reasons

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• yuri@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  is THIS why i’m so enraptured with tritium accessories?

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• BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We all glow in infrared.

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now I lay me down to bed
    Darkness won’t engulf my head
    I can see by infrared
    How I hate the night

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yhea, but so does any warm object.

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    • BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Still technically bioluminescence

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you see anything?

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    • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Forester@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You are bioluminescent. www.popularmechanics.com/…/biophotons-emit-glow/

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• javasux@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sciencealert.com/you-can-t-see-it-but-humans-actu…

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• AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Glad i’m not. Can you imagine the kind of dumb social edict that would have built up around that?

  Retail Employee, on their 10th day in a row with no overtime because the schedule got thrown together at the last minute again: [briefly shining above the infrared before fading back again] Hello sir, is there anything I can help you with today?

  Customer [so angry he’s strobing] How dare you! It’s bad customer service to greet me with such pitiful luminescence! I’ve never been so insulted! Where is your manager?

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  • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Today we are not only glowing in our skins in our Walmart team Bio-Blue^Tm^ tones, but with excitement for our performance reviews! Anyone glowing out of sync or the wrong will placed on our Glow Up Blue Enthusiasm Enrichment Course.

    Anyone spotted feeling red will be written up. Remember to keep your home colors home.

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  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Humans are, it’s just very dim

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  • space_comrade@hexbear.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s also probably be luminescence-based racism since different people would shine with a slightly different color.

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But you already are.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Total jackass genie move. Shoulda said you wanted to be bioluminescent in the spectrum visible to humans!

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You can fix it with an sight seeing tour in Chernobyl.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What if I told you, you were, but you just can’t see it. :)

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaschko's_lines

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  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fascinating. But isn’t this akin to stripes on a tiger or zebra, just visibly in a different electromagnetic spectrum?

    Whereas bioluminescence involves producing/emitting of light like fireflies.

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• Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As someone that struggles to sleep in a room with any light; this sounds awful.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same. Especially if your eyelids are bioluminescent!

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• NuraShiny@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Depends where. I’d love removed genitals.

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• Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wasn’t a crispr kit only a few hundred euros?

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• insurgentrat@hexbear.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You can just mail order custom crispr sequences and genes. Is it lack of knowledge or lack of fortitude that stops you?

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  • Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wonder if anyone used these yet to turn down their myostatin or something

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    • insurgentrat@hexbear.net ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bro I’m Natty bro.

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      I earned these gains.

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• BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You are, just not in the part of the spectrum visible to humans

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