Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human d–ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
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Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Love this copypasta
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
no i didn’t
and i regret knowing
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I’ve stumbled across porn of both of these
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Stumbled across” yeah
knight_alva@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Help me step bro I’m stuck in the washing machine!
jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Would’ve worked a lot better if you had used one of the pokemon that actually looks like an animal instead of a ripped dude with claws.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I didn’t choose it, all my posts are stolen
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
tourist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
now that’s a homie I’d share some cheese with
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Boop
Keep her away from those pokemon freaks
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
acting as though pokemon isnt full of absolute baddies of legal age
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Trueeee
praxis@pawb.social 1 month ago
Larry,
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Both?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone has to have done some kind of project where they pulled data for how much porn there is of each Pokémon.
I want to see a graph.
trslim@pawb.social 1 month ago
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As a pokemon hater, teehee.
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Poke- hater since waaay back 🦾🦾🦾
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
🤝
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And the gross joke is, this meme is meant to be asking grown adults.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Pokémon are classified different than animals in the Pokémon world, so it’s not technically bestiality to fuck your vaporion.
haych@feddit.uk 1 month ago
a lot*
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Lol father juice