Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human d–ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
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Submitted 5 days ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 days ago
CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 4 days ago
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
seralth@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Your right it’s 2025 we should upgrade from fish cat to bdsm cat.
BRING OUT THE SYLVEON BOIS WE PARTYING LIKE ITS 2025 IN HERE.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Love this copypasta
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
no i didn’t
and i regret knowing
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 days ago
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
I’ve stumbled across porn of both of these
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 5 days ago
“Stumbled across” yeah
knight_alva@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Help me step bro I’m stuck in the washing machine!
jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Would’ve worked a lot better if you had used one of the pokemon that actually looks like an animal instead of a ripped dude with claws.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
I didn’t choose it, all my posts are stolen
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 4 days ago
acting as though pokemon isnt full of absolute baddies of legal age
praxis@pawb.social 1 day ago
Larry,
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
Trueeee
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 days ago
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
tourist@lemmy.world 5 days ago
now that’s a homie I’d share some cheese with
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Boop
Keep her away from those pokemon freaks
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Someone has to have done some kind of project where they pulled data for how much porn there is of each Pokémon.
I want to see a graph.
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Both?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
trslim@pawb.social 3 days ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
Pokémon are classified different than animals in the Pokémon world, so it’s not technically bestiality to fuck your vaporion.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 4 days ago
As a pokemon hater, teehee.
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Poke- hater since waaay back 🦾🦾🦾
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 days ago
🤝
haych@feddit.uk 3 days ago
a lot*
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 4 days ago
And the gross joke is, this meme is meant to be asking grown adults.
Korne127@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Image
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
Lol father juice