Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human d–ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
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Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Love this copypasta
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
no i didn’t
and i regret knowing
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I’ve stumbled across porn of both of these
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Stumbled across” yeah
knight_alva@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Help me step bro I’m stuck in the washing machine!
jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Would’ve worked a lot better if you had used one of the pokemon that actually looks like an animal instead of a ripped dude with claws.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I didn’t choose it, all my posts are stolen
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
tourist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
now that’s a homie I’d share some cheese with
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Boop
Keep her away from those pokemon freaks
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
acting as though pokemon isnt full of absolute baddies of legal age
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Trueeee
praxis@pawb.social 2 months ago
Larry,
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Both?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone has to have done some kind of project where they pulled data for how much porn there is of each Pokémon.
I want to see a graph.
trslim@pawb.social 2 months ago
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a pokemon hater, teehee.
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Poke- hater since waaay back 🦾🦾🦾
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🤝
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And the gross joke is, this meme is meant to be asking grown adults.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Pokémon are classified different than animals in the Pokémon world, so it’s not technically bestiality to fuck your vaporion.
haych@feddit.uk 2 months ago
a lot*
Korne127@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Lol father juice