Wtf was the point of this entire film? Like why?
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Cocopanda@lemmy.world 25 minutes ago
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Y9iXjK_uU
Jurassic Park’s Sequel Problem
This video is 7 years old and still relevant.
kandoh@reddthat.com 4 hours ago
The premise of dinosaurs in the modern world is as close to evergreen as you can get. The problem isn’t that the cow has gone dry, so much as the farmers keep jerking off the bull instead.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
if yeah want an amazing dinosaur park media, check out Dinosaur Sanctuary.
they treat the dinosaurs as animals, and the whole plot revolves around the upkeep of the zoo.
it was cowritten by a paleontologist and a manga artist.
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 hours ago
Eh, if Michael Chrichton were still alive today he’d probably condone it all so long as he got his royalty check.
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
I saw the latest fuckrassic park a couple days ago. It was at best… okay. Not worth what the movie theater charges. But if you wait to stream it then it isn’t terrible. But overall, this franchise has lost its luster
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 50 minutes ago
That’s the big issue with going to the theatre. Two tickets, popcorn and a drink for my wife and I and I’m paying $50+ in Canada. I think the last movie we saw in theatres was dr strange 2 and it wasn’t worth it, before that it was avengers end game. 99% of movies just aren’t worth going to the movies for. I haven’t seen a film i would say was 100% worth it since Fury Road
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 45 minutes ago
Yeah we have similar prices (US). The tickets were $27 (for my wife and myself) and $7 for a coke. If we get popcorn and snacks its just about $50+, depending on what we get. We get snacks beforehand and just hide them in my wifes purse like most people. I used to love going to the movies for the whole experience. But it just keeps getting more expensive and as of late, no good movies are coming out.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 7 hours ago
I saw the new one with my father in law today, after not having seen one since the original trilogy. It was just not good. I'm usually able to turn off my brain and enjoy a movie regardless of the quality, but there were so many things that didn't make sense, or were glossed over without explanation, that I just couldn't suspend my disbelief.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I’m sorry, new one? You mean from like 2019 right?
Right‽
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
You know there’s a new version out in the theaters, now. Right?
lefixxx@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Happy july-sixth park
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I’m looking forward to Jurassic Park 9: The Secrets of Dumbledore
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 hours ago
it’s just a gay porno with a dude in one of those memable T-Rex costumes
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
Jurassic, the pressure builds up!..how the new oil fields get created from scratch.
Vespair@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
I saw the first Jurassic Park. I enjoyed it. But I feel sated with that single entry. If you love these movies, more power to you, but I don’t really understand it myself.
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 hours ago
Lost World had some fun stuff (Despite diverging from it’s book even worse than the first movie) but you’re really not missing much, none of the sequels come within a mile the original.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
The books, Jurassic Park and its sequel The Lost World, are very good and very different from the movies. I also recommend Disclosure by the same author.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
I saw the first one, enjoyed it…not sure I could explain the plot or what happened in it. At the time having the dinosaurs brought to life was spectacle enough; they could have made a movie about the park working correctly and it would have sold tickets.
I watched the second and third one back to back with a girl. They were alright. I don’t care to see them again. I’m not watching any more of them.
Honse@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
I saw it and it wasn’t as bad as some of the other but not great. The big bad dies in like a single second with zero build up and its really unsatisfying. Weird character choices, unnecessary and forgetable characters mostly. The nerd guy “Harry” was the best actor for me. 6/10 not worth re-watching or thinking about again
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
6/10 is a very high score considering that review.
RazgrizOne@piefed.zip 6 hours ago
That’s an F in the US education system almost everywhere (maybe everywhere barring specific curves?) and though we may think ill of them as a third world shithole that does mean something.
Honse@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
It didn’t make me groan from blatant plot holes or inconsistencies which is better than other movies in the franchise. Plus Industrial Light and Magic made those mutant Dinos look fuckin awesome.
otacon239@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
They just work for IGN
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Next week: Jurassic Petting Zoo!
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Challenge: Let’s broaden the Jurassic world. How do you make a Jurassic movie without the dinosaurs breaking loose?
Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 hours ago
What if we remove the dinosaurs and make it about genetically modified super soldiers?
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
With Kurt Russell!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 hours ago
Nice try, Universal
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
First one was grand, didn’t need to be followed up or remade. Now we have a franchise… The only remake I wouldn’t mind seeing is a more brutal first one, closer to what the book was depicting. All I’d be interested in really.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 55 minutes ago
I remember trying to like the lost world but I just can’t. Only the first is worth watching.