How to hold onto a subway pole

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• MinorLaceration@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She’s doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tarzan did it first

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  • NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1000025960

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    • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet…sort of.

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    • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.

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• Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s what I call making use of Nature’s gift.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I lack the words, but not the ability to convey my thoughts

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Riding the bussy and she’s got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

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• alanjaow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    is this the gen-z “if a tree falls in a forest”?

    if she fart does chat goon?

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bung Fu Grip

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We’re going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t skip cheek day

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you’ve beefy enough cheeks.

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• PoPoP@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  nasty and inconsiderate

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    exactly!

    they should be using the front, not the back…

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mind the Gap!

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• RidderSport@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Eins A Scheißepfosten

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• elaiden@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Got his water bottle in a strategic place…

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wish I was that pole

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.

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