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Material scientist wet dream

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Zuriz@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Engywuck@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Water actually has shitty electrical conductivity.

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    • Stillwater@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just needs a lil salt

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      • Zuriz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Username checks out

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      • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Introducing: Chlorone gas with a chance of hydrogen

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      • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        But then the conductivity perishes as the salt is being spent. Just add more salt, then?

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      • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Just curious, have you watched the show with the same name as your account?

        I guess it’s for kids to help them deal with trauma. I downloaded it due to super high ratings, but I haven’t watched it yet (and might not; I don’t have or want kids, but I like having good stuff for friends with them)

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      • Litebit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        why so salty?

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  • Naich@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pure water isn’t a good electrical conductor.

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Your face is in a good electrical conductor

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      • General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It actually is. Do you even nerd, bro?

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  • ProceduralDeathLab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you think water is incompressible, you’re not trying hard enough.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      username checks out

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    • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I can’t see the thing matching your description.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

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    • sga@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      you are not adding enough water, add more

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  • Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The problem with water is it’s heavy af. We need a light water.

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    • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Best I got is heavy water….

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    • Redex68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Water Zero

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      • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Only 60 calories!

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    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fat free water

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  • marte@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “But water is a shitty electrical conductor” y’all are alergic to humour and it shows

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    • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

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      • marte@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The funny thing is people downvoting me when I’m literally a chemist

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      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Some of us don’t want to feel superior, we just want to share.

        Not me though. I’m better than all of you.

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      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        OG reddit was way more pedantic.

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      • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        i came to see if it had been mentioned and then would have if it hadn’t

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      • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Well now I want to know what they were being pedantic about…

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    • yeahiknow3@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It is hilarious to be wrong, yes.

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fun fact, there are materials that dissolve better in fatty acids than water. For example, Menthol crystals extracted from Mint Oils will readily dissolve in other oils but is very picky about its water.

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Polar vs. non-polar

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  • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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    • Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      True, but we also tested many other materials across thousands of years and the death rate of contact with dihydrogen monoxide only exceeds the baseline death rate with immersion of the oral and respiratory sections of the visage. A property shared with most other substances, especially in liquid forms.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      www.redbubble.com/shop?query=dihydrogen+monoxide&…

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  • traches@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    universal solvent

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  • Donjuanme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

    Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn’t happen in a sea of water.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My oceanography textbook said so. You’d think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

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      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        To be fair, ive seen what the ocean can do to carbon fiber tubes. If it can do that and still not compress, its pretty damn incompressible.

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      • Donjuanme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah, it’s been 15 years since I’ve taken oceanography, but the density of water is determined by its temperature.

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    • sga@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      most solids and liquids are practically incompressible (when comparing with gasses). there is a relationship between bulk compressibility, shear stress and youngs modulus for solids, which can be extended for liquids. It does not work for gasses

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  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    im glad I’m not soluble

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  • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    4chan died for a reason, stop necroing it

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You seem angry. I suggest yoga

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      • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You seem wretched, I suggest touching grass

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    • Nachtnebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      4chan is now alive again Image

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      • Angry_Autist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        fuck…

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  • Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Didn’t Scottie invent this when the Enterprise had to transport a whale back to the future?

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    • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sort of. He was just carrying the AI’s assistance. He was really good about ignoring all those obvious but totally invisible cameras. They would never have invented with it without the assistance. Or at least we wouldn’t know about it or it would br some other thing added to the picture and taking place til we forget and the whale his assistance to send Arthur to step up the medium and expand his 'verse a few …mentions.

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Water is the Swiss army knife of materials.

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