Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.
Rhubarb
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
Wilco@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Wars have been fought for less Phil.
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 10 months ago
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 months ago
The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.
Mniot@programming.dev 10 months ago
Some people think, “oh this witch leaving a note means she’s really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb.” It’s not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 10 months ago
That seems a little Rude, Barb.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 months ago
letsgo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
He just wants another slice of rhubarb tart
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!
Zombie@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Relevant: youtu.be/l3U4W9KIZdc
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
sorry, the word rhubarb now links directly to
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I’ve only seen the spoken version of this
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can’t spell it in German.
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D
FrChazzz@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“Never
rubrob another man’s rhubarb!”Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Narrator: Phil is a rabbit. This sign will not work.
ignotum@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just because he’s a rabbit he can’t read?
Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
Let’s leave those specieist stereotypes at the door pleasemusubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Fucking thank you
rmuk@feddit.uk 10 months ago
You misunderstand. Phil’s abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Phil is a menace and must be stopped
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Gotta combine it with strawberries just to make it edible
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rhubarb haters be crazy
djehuti@programming.dev 10 months ago
For Punxsutawney Phil, presumably