Call the bluff.I don’t think this guy is smart enough to unplug the machine first.
Aggressive negotiations
Submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 week ago
He’ll just pop a hole in his cutters, mission still accomplished
Don’t try this at home. I’ve lost a lot of strippers this way.
Lawyerator@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Those poor strippers were one week from retirement, too!
Denixen@feddit.nu 1 week ago
Hehe this is the same “negotiation tactic” Trump uses. Sorry to bring politics in here.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Almost. He’d break the glass and steal all the Cheetos with no warning, and then declare that Cheeto theft is through the roof. Then he’d demand that Mr Cheeto needs to make it right by selling Cheetos at a 80% discount. Then Mr. Cheeto will donate a mill dollars to his campaign and he’ll wander off in search of his next victim.
Since the vending machine was trashed they just removed it without replacing it.
sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
As a Canadian vending machine, the Cheetos removal may well have been political in the first place. I notice just about everything in there is made in Canada, unlike Cheetos.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 week ago
The big problem with this demand is that there is no date to comply.
I would have no idea if the demand was put up three days, that day, or almost a week ago. Then I get mad when the cheetos are put in a week after I made the demand.
If your going to make threats, make sure that you set a proper deadline.
sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
If I was the vendor, I’d stock the whole thing with Cheetos and then snip the cord myself. Fuck that guy.
As an aside, this appears to be a Canadian vending machine (Miss Vickies, Lays flavours made in Canada, Canadian chocolate bars), so the Cheeto switch may have been political.
So to this guy- Get used to superior Hawkins Cheezies, and elbows up.
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Chips $1… Cheetos $5
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
So sad that that is probably their real price. A snack size bag of chips was .50 not that long ago.
Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Game on. I own a bag of wire nuts and I know how to use them.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Threaten me with a good time!?
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That sounds more like an invitation…
sundray@lemmus.org 1 week ago
I have come close to leveling the same ultimatum, except it was to remove those goddamn chili-cheese Fritos.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
You’re outta your mind. Chili-cheese Fritos are fucking amazing.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 week ago
This is why I don’t believe taste is subjective, you’re clearly trolling. At best an actual human being might grudgingly call them mid.
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Someone buying from that machine that regularly either has no money problems or doesnt realise how much cheaper it would be to buy them from a grocery store, and even better in bulk.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
But I wanna gamble with the possibility that the bag gets stuck and I’ve wasted my money.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Cabels…
Resol@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Someone forgot to install the punctuation DLC (except that full stop which is basically included with the base game).
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Cabels
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
bac大
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 week ago
That’s so accurate how’d you find that character
letsgo@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I thought that was a t. Took me a while to figure out that “Cheetos bait” isn’t a thing.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Made me realize how similar cable is to the Spanish and Portuguese for “hair” (cabello and cabelo, resp.). And how cables and hair are related too, I suppose.
sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Isn’t Spanish for cable just cable (Cah-blay)? That’s what I’ve seen used in Mexico.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Cabals and Love
Scrollone@feddit.it 1 week ago
Sounds like a German
lmuel@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Jaaa wir cutten die power Kabel
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Power Cabels