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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    If someone is so far out of the world, I wonder if he sees traffic signs and -lights just as funny flowers or something.

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Out-crazying all the crazy passengers. This probably stops so many stupid rants and conversations dead in their tracks.

    5/5 pro move.

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    • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      - The moon landing was staged.

      - Pfft, you believe in the moon?

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      • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The moon landing was actually staged. It has been proven that Kubrick filmed it … but he is a perfectionist and demanded it be filmed on location. He made Armstrong do 48 takes.

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      • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        xkcd.com/966/

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    • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      or this is the champion crazy passenger theory. it’s the one to beat and he’s excited to hear the next humdinger

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  • loomy@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    makes sense.

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  • Character_Locked@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sometimes it feels like that with social media and related platforms. Both Zoom and TikTok seemed to go from something I’d never of to things that everyone was talking about overnight. In Zoom’s case, it definitely seemed like guerrilla viral advertising. Like when everyone was talking about Stanley™ cups for a while, not flasks or water bottles but Stanley™ cups.

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    • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      In Zoom’s case, it definitely seemed like guerrilla viral advertising.

      So you’re saying Zoom did COVID?

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      • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        I sometimes imagine some introvert developer at Zoom getting a monkey’s paw: “I wish I worked at one of the most well-known companies in the world, and I wish I didn’t have to keep going out and meeting people!”

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    • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Meanwhile, there’s me wondering why hockey is all of sudden so popular in the middle of the summer.

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  • Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A bartender a few months ago told me electric cars were way more dangerous than ice cars because the batteries emitted a gas that caused cancer. At first I thought he simply got confused and meant the opposite but no, he repeated it: the batteries in electric cars emit a gas that give you cancer.

    I did not push the conversation any further.

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    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lead acid car batteries can emit a bit of gas, especially the old ones. That’s why when jumping a car you’re supposed to put the negative on the frame. Probably thinks it’s all batteries.

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      • erev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        yeah but that’s hydrogen, and you place the terminal on the frame because if it sparks when you connect it the battery can blow up from the hydrogen it’s offing.

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    • Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, if you poke the battery, something hurtful comes out of it.

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      • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Alternatively… If you operate an ICE vehicle as intended, it emits a gas that cauzes cancer

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      • Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well yes, but he meant like while you drove the car and while it was sitting in your garage.

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    • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A bartender told me that Titan got eaten by a megalodon.

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  • RejZoR@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve had air fryer before they became popular. It was called glass convection oven. I still use it because it’s larger than any air frier you can buy.

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    • zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The magic of “air fryers”, other than a good marketing name, was that they were also much cheaper that those awesome glass convection ovens and were not targeting a higher class demographic.

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Air fryer broils, convention oven bakes.

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      • Astigma@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This isn’t true. Broiling is when heat is applied from above, also known as grilling in the UK. Convection ovens move hot air all around the oven and cook things evenly from all sides. Air fryers are counter-top convection ovens.

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      • RejZoR@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Glass convection oven works in exact same way as air friers. Heating element with fan on top blowing air downwards which then circulates in the glass bowl. Mine even has custom made non stick perforated plate where I put the food and it’s surface is way larger than largest air frier I’ve ever seen.

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Using the High Boi classification method, i give your Uber review 5 pie charts out of 7 bar graphs.

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Waterboarded alien: Okay! In 2026, people will greet each other with wiggling arms and say “Rubber!!! Tiiiiiiime!”

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    • Vinny_93@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Again?

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      • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Cyclical fashion

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve had a air fryer for nearly 15 years. This one has lasted eight.

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