Front is back, the gate is down, what next?
Front is back.
Submitted 10 months ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
growing up in my grandmothers house, she never ever ever used the front door except if there was some kind of event like a funeral. It was like, the fancy door.
they also almost never used the living room except when people were visiting.
Ajel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The way out, is in. The way over, is under.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sometimes it’s fun to enter the front door around the back
Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down and short is long- Weird Al Yankovic
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
But which one of the two doors is lying?
letsgo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You have to ask it a carefully crafted question, something along the lines of “if I were to go through other door, would I then be outside the house” and if it says yes you have to go through it but if it says no then you have to go through the other one.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Instructions Unclear
Playing album from The Front Bottoms are Back on Top
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]Hupf@feddit.org 10 months ago
Yes, whoosh and all, but Earth’s surface is homeomorphous to a sphere.
What if I built a very non trivial fence in excess of 40000 km in length - would you laugh at me then for defining which side is supposed to be outside?
Bo7a@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
My front door faces the back by normal standards. The side of our house facing the road has no door. Our one door opens onto the porch, and having that porch face the road instead of the forest would have been ridiculous.
You would not believe the number of people who walk up the driveway, don’t see a door, and get absolutely flummoxed about where to go… The gravel path CLEARLY goes around to the other side of the house, but that is not hint enough. We have had people knock at our bedroom window instead of following the path to find a door.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
To get around back, go left. Because left is right and right is wrong so the only thing left that’s right is left.
letsgo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The one on the left is on the right, the one in the middle is on the left, the one on the right is in the middle and the one at the rear is a Methodist.
mapmyhike@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Churches are like this. You enter through the front door and you are in the back.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 10 months ago
When she prefers anal.
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Kinky.
Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Many southern Appalachian houses built this way. There isn’t even a path to our front door.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
My childhood home in southern Germany was built this way too but I have no idea why. Maybe so visitors have to admire the entire yard before they can enter 😅
Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’ve had FedEx drivers go through waist-high grass to get to the porch. I would have thought the trodden path to the stoop of the back door would have been more intuitive. A+ for effort though.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My grandparents’ house was built this way. The front door was facing the street and connected to a family room that they never used, while the back door was facing the carport and connected to a sitting room that they were always sitting in. So the back door was regarded as the front door, even by the neighbors.
Even they were surprised when someone rang the front doorbell.
makyo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My childhood home was like that too. We only ever went in the garage door on the side of the house so the front door felt foreign to me and the few times we used it felt weird.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We also just go in through the garage. Either via car or through the door at the back. The only people using the actual main door are guests.
taulover@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I see this a lot in car-dependent cities… the street entrance is closed and you have to go through the parking lot, which just sucks especially if the neighborhood is otherwise walkable.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My second favorite sandwich place, the front door is by the counter and the back door (by the parking lot, behind the place) is behind bathrooms, on the other side of the dining hall. They have both open though.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Guess who’s back…
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Back again…
naun@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But not for long…
GuyFawkes@midwest.social 10 months ago
That Ponac’s in KC?