Shoelace foreskins.
Uncultured
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Schnürsenkelendungskappe
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Korrekt ist Nadel. Wenn sie aus Metall ist, kann man auch Pinke dazu sagen.
Strider@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ich dachte es wäre immer Pinke.
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
isn’t 3 am yet
HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Nobody expects the Kommentblitzkrieg
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Those are the ends of what are called shoelaces, friend.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Friendship: DENIED
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Damn, I was joking and now I’m at -1. Should’ve added the /s I guess.
More seriously, aren’t those called aglets? Always forget the name when I want to remember it.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Are you kidding me? Has usb D dropped already??
PlexSheep@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
2000 ways to orient it, neat.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Those are shoe laces. They help keep your shoes on your feet.
sunnie@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
food. given how much i chew on them
glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are you a cat? Who chews on their shoelaces?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
An awl? Am I missing something?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Home Improvement is where I learned that, hence the picture of Wilson, who’s the one who brought it up.
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s a Wilson.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Alrighty neighbour
(Awl, neighbour (Wilson) to the right)
terminhell@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Augur
Blooper@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Icepick
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE
🎵I want it awl, I want it awl, I want it awl, and I want it now🎵
(The song that gets stuck in my head whenever I use an awl)
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
For specialized pokey tools, my favorite is the regulator. The only thing handier than a regulator is two regulators.
ksigley@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Awl that jazz.
MITM0@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Aglets & I got to know this from Phineas & Ferb
Belgdore@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Jimmy Neutron taught me
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Yet another example of the US being under the thumb of big agletculture.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“The plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.”
rockerface@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Their purpose is to be a component for Hermes Boots
bss03@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
^ This ^ is where I learned the word “aglet” and (looked up) what they were. First time I found them in Terraria, I thought surely it was a typo for “anklet” or something, since that was back in the beta days.
JiminaMann@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Aka if you don’t watch phineas and ferb, you’re not my friend
noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Looks like Sandstorm by Darude
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Okay I’ll bite,
The rude who?
PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Telomeres, right? Then why is nobody saying telomeres?
Gustephan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Telomeres are a structure on DNA. These things, aglets, are a common metaphor used to describe the function of telomeres as aglets basically do for shoelaces what telomeres do for DNA
PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Reverse the metaphor.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’re clearly words. Letters if you want to be more specific.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lace nipples
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
BmeBenji@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Thanks. This is what I was looking for
Phen@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
Do I get a pass if English is not my first language?
No, before now I did not know the name for it in my first language either.
bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I don’t know the name but I can tell you how sad they make me when they break and tear off and you have to use a lighter on the now extremely frayed end of your shoelace for just a few seconds, and then pinch off the flame just lightly burning your fingies while molding the shoelace end into a cohesive black carcinogen.
Source: I am cheap
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Aglets. Now you know.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Ah, but once you know of the aglets, do you know what you put the aglets through? Maybe you should be friends with people who don’t know aglets but do know the word for the holes
tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 3 weeks ago
Ooiiieee not my eyelet holes.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m the only one that can have eyeholes
Whack
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Aglet gang, rise up
Edward@lemmy.4d2.org 3 weeks ago
I have no idea.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Shoelaces
ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I CAN LEARN
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 3 weeks ago
…and then forget it later
ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
forget what?
raoulduke85@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Shoelace boners.
Pnut@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
And so it was written. Well done.
Acidbath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It don fuckin matter what its called, it better have teeth marks on it brother.
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I don’t remember, but I know for a fact that cats are their natural predators
Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
That’s easy: they are the Tube nipples of the tube titties
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
5% increased movement speed
ksigley@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
A man of culture, I see.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Their true purpose is sinister.
Terrapinjoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
uservoid1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A-G-L-E-T
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Friendship: POSSIBLE
ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I know this because of phineas and ferb
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Justice League Unlimited, animated series from the mid aughts, for me. The Question played by Jeffrey Combs was amazing!
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am reminded of this term about once a year and then promptly forget because it never comes up except in internet memes.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
It’s actually an eyelet
AliasVortex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, eyelet is the hole that your lace (and aglet) goes through.