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AMERICAN POPE LETS GO

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Blessed is the round, and blessed is the cartridge for it holds the round and all of its fury
    Blessed is the magazine for receiving the round and holding it close.
    Blessed is the barrel, for providing direction and guidance to the round
    And most of all, blessed is Kurt Cobain for giving the round purpose, and for receiving all of its love within his body 😌

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes I know, it was a shotty.

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is my rifle
      This is my nun
      This is for shooting
      This is for fun

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    • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Apparently the way to make suicide jokes still funny in 2025 is to have had it happen in the 90s and for the person to be famous and queer?

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      • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Huh?

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      • nagaram@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Were they not supposed to be funny normally?

        Are we not all on the brink?

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  • vordalack@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Baptizing converts in Jack Danials and performing exorcisms using the US constitution, let’s f***ing go

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    • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      farting? …no it’s fishing isn’t it.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This has actually happened many times in history and recently. So this image might be real.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      www.facebook.com/…/2056680241038122/

      Reverse image search.

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      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        For those who don’t want to visit Facebook:

        The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve seen this image pre AI, but could still be photoshopped, but not necessarily

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      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It could also just be good old fashioned acting…

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  • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There is no hand grenade in the picture, I call bullshit

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The holy hand grenade of Antioch is a Anglican relic you absolute dolt.

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      • modeler@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah - there’s actual video evidence of it exploding! Unfortunately that means that it no longer exists, so that would explain why it’s absent from the Pope’s blessèd gun rack.

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      • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Who are the angles? I didn’t vote for them.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The Anglicans of 932?

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  • BobThortenLeftToeNail@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Vatican is such a huge scandalous and r@py real estate conglomerate. It’s crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out. Goes to show theres still lots of preconceived notions that needs to be addressed

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out.

      Are you living under a rock?

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My mom is Catholic and called him another diddler lol.

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  • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    By the grace of the Omnissiah

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  • polite_cat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Do they deal holy damage now?

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
      +10 holy damage
      +3 critical hit chance
      +2 accuracy
      -5 damage against atheists
      
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      • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        How much damage can a human take though?

        Based on these stats, going to guess 10-15HP, tops.

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      • M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Bad news on the religious beliefs of deer…

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Meaning, they still hurt?

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sigh. I would dearly love a proper bolt-action rifle. I’ve got a .22 (my first gun!) and a .22 magnum (left handed!), but zero excuse for a “real” caliber as I don’t hunt and my range at camp only goes out 100’.

    Love the Marlin 1895SBL from Jurassic Park but I’m not hunting dinosaurs or 2,000lb. bison. Plus, the .45-70 (AR-15 round on the far left) would probably amputate my skinny armpit.

    More on point, the first American Pope! I’ll look forward to reading more about how the College of Cardinals landed on this guy so quickly. Not sure I’ve seen a Pope chosen that fast!

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    • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      look into a .270. not a small caliber when you’re used to a 22 but not massive in the whole scheme of things. they’re quite fun at that range you were describing too, and they give you the opportunity to go a lot longer if you ever need/want it.

      a .270 was my first hunting rifle, if a scrawny 11 year old could use it I have faith in you :)

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      • Zink@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        .270 is a neat caliber. I rarely hear about it (not that I frequent gun discussions) but am familiar with it because that’s the caliber of my dad’s deer hunting rifle which also belonged to my WW2 veteran grandfather.

        And yeah it’s not very comparable to a 22 except for starting with a two. It’s a high powered rifle. You can think of it like a .30-06 but with a slightly smaller and faster bullet.

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    • M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you want a lot of fun at the range, blackpowder is a riot.

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    • moncharleskey@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I haven’t shot a 45-70 but I have a 35rem and have shot a breech load 450 bushmaster. It’ll put a little sting on you but it’s not that bad. Just make sure to keep the butt of the stick firm against your shoulder. I wouldn’t want more than 5 or 6 rounds at a time on the 450 though.

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We have an American Pope. But it not being Micheal Ian Black is a wound my younger self may never recover from.

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  • kreskin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are there any other tables he blessed besides just bolt actions? Disappointing.

    /s

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