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WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day agoFor those who don’t want to visit Facebook:
The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.
chetradley@lemm.ee 1 day ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Thanks. :)
Akasazh@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Unless those people are heathens, of course…
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 13 hours ago
Don’t be silly. Heathens aren’t people. \s
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But humans can be food, and less people means more food for the rest of us, which overall doesn’t harm people…
grabs rifle
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
saigot@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
If you don’t eat the brain you’ll have a much much lower risk (your link suggests about 9x less likely), and if the person you eat wasn’t a cannibal then your risk is lower still.
Also worth mentioning that Kuru is a specific disease for natives in Papua new guinea , and it only existed for about 100years and was going away on it’s own when the cannibalistic practice was outlawed.
I think the health risks of cannibalism is very exaggerated.
(this is not an endorsement of cannibalism)
drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
Thanks for the cannibalism tips.
Jumi@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I’m just gonna ignore your last sentence
raltoid@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
No kuru is just one form of prion disease that was found in one are. And from what I remember, it has never been found in other people, as it most likely developed as a sub-type of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
mfw I drink Soylent Vanilla
😏
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’ll do you one better
soylent.com/…/soylent-drink-mint-chocolate-1
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 day ago
The Donner Party says hello between bites