If they want to bring him back they gotta go full on dystopian cybernetically augmented leader because that man is one sneeze away from a fatal stroke.
Things are about to finally change!
Submitted 1 month ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 month ago
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 1 month ago
He needs a golden throne
xavier666@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“Hey, I’ve seen this one before. It’s a classic.”
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honestly, if Trump wants to change the laws for a third time, that finally allows the Trump x Obama battle xD
darvocet@infosec.pub 1 month ago
No the rule he had drafted was written in such a way that Obama wouldn’t be allowed.
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Who cares, its not the laws apply to them in any way at all.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
now I’m curious. did it say “only a white male president can run for a third term”?
Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I do not think they will pass a constitutional amendment, so if Trump runs this will end up in court. I would like to see SC struggling to handle Obamas and Trumps case together.
samus12345@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Usually they just ignore the courts and do what they want, but in this case it would be difficult to actually hold a nationwide election, even a sham one, because it would require enough of the states to cooperate and put him on the ballot. The only way he stays in is if he just refuses to leave, which might happen.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
God the Republican SEETHING
Now I kind of want it to happen.
#MakeDroneStrikesLiberalAgain
shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s not the same without Michelle
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Now that everyone has been reminded about trump, the dnc can run the same candidates from before and people will know to go with it this time, right?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
Lol
I’d rather join The Resistance than The Collaboration
thejoker954@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just another turn of the ratchet.
Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You joke, but can you honestly tell me this place wouldn’t be full of people making trolley problem ““arguments”” about the obviously correct choice to make?
Katana314@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One track is made from subgrade steel and has a risk of derailing the trolley. The other is filled with explosives and shrapnel. Do you change the track?
pno2nr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You know, that fella may be just Republican enough to be the Democratic nominee.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Slide to the right, slide to the right. Crisscross! Everybody clap your hands.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As much as you hate the DNC right now they are serving up some major L’s for trump.
To be fair though, with his tarrifs he basically took a hammer to his own nuts.
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 1 month ago
they are serving up major Ls for trump.
Are they tho? Cause to me it seems like trump is floundering and the DNC has spent the last 9 years doing fuck all about it
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’m so over this two party circle jerk.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Who do you think is prosecuting all these cases against the government and stalling their agenda?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Barely showing up wins again!
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What? You’re talking about the USA DNC?
Most of those guys are clowns, but without the charm, skills, or self-awareness. Just the greasepaint and dead eyes.
A handful of them might be outsmarted by a revolving door.
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Go ahead and list them then.
Let me start of with this one:
nbcnews.com/…/chuck-schumer-vote-advance-gop-fund…
Fucking band up job opposing Trump and his fascists.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
His stated strategy was to allow trumps policies to destroy the gop themselves and prevent subterfuge that would allow them to scape goat the DNC.
So far, it’s working.
mlg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At this rate I fully expect the democrats to fumble the midterm elections which should be literally the easiest campaign in decades.
honeynut@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’d appreciate if you not engage in this sort of tankie rhetoric. They will not “fumble” if you actually go support them instead of typing behind your .world alt
mlg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Criticism of one of the worst democratic party campaigns is clearly the mark of a tankie.
There’s just no way telling your constituency and voter base to “fuck off” would have any kind of negative consequence on the election.
It’s just simply impossible. We clearly lost because the tankies from .ml ran a nationwide psyop that lead to losing every single swing state.
scintilla@lemm.ee 1 month ago
They fumbled against fucking Trump. TWICE. I’m not going to campaign for slightly less bad than Trump because if that’s what they run again I’m done.
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
it’s their entire strategy. jobs: secured
mellyuser@lemm.ee 1 month ago
DNC at this point has become a thankless scapegoat. Looking from outside the US, its crazy to see the copium. Which political party in this world can “do its job” when you fking literally elect convicted felons? How tf is it the easiest election when a vast majority dont even care that he is a convicted rapist. Its time to blame the citizens for a change than fuckall. Hitler could have run for election and still lose to Trump and that is saying something. With a democrat base like these commenters here, I don’t know why the politicians even bother. Just leave the country for a decade and let it rot.
Contemporarium@lemm.ee 1 month ago
They absolutely will
Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think people are talking about the spiraling wealth inequality and the resulting economic collapse that nobody in a position of power is interested in admitting exists
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Republicans will talk about it, but they blame it on anyone who doesn’t have power.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s been biding his time
choab@discuss.online 1 month ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The American left: I won’t vote Democrat unless they get rid of that old white man and pick someone qualified
educated black woman appears
American left: eeew, not like that
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
What a nice, young whipper snapper of a politician. Going to be great to have someone that young.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck, this is such a good shitpost. It’s still cracking me up.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Things are about to finally cringe
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Feb 13: breaking news
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your here for shit post, now eat your shit and be happy!
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I’m here for shitposts, not shit posts.
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 month ago
GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fk that zionist
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just call him Mr. House already.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Even him can’t save sleepy joe
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I need this guy going Rambo should Trump seize ultimate power.
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That would be so funny haha
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Funny, funny… Or funny, sad?
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dead funny xD
shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Gee I wonder if that young fella is experienced enough?
Hubi@feddit.org 1 month ago
Don’t worry, he’ll have Hillary Clinton as a running mate.
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
at LAST. it’s finally #HerTurn
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If he’s into tariffs he’ll do great probably