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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is it provided once or on daily basis ?

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Asking the important questions.

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s a whole village, basically within arm’s reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.

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      • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!

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    • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In Romania? Daily basis.

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    • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      After every feeding of course

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  • MissGutsy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn, the render distance is so small over there

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    • exu@feditown.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill

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    • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a limitation of the hardware.

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hi I’m Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is this pork long pig?

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    • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was gonna ask “And just how long is this pork, exactly?”

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  • KingDingbat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hope they like their wives hairy, because I’m in.

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    • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hello, nurse!

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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d need cheese

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.

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  • Tetsuo@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice try, Dracula.

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  • SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I’m there!

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  • peregrin5@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All you need to give me is some bloood.

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  • bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal

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  • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dream only of me!

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  • nagaram@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wish I had this rizz

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  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does this person need a husband?

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

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    • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Link please.

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  • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bloody good offer, mate.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation

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  • raidhse_abundance@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I could hear Transylvanian melodies in my head reading that

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