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Assuming a button that makes you smarter, the only smart move is to press it.
Submitted 2 months ago by rainrain@sh.itjust.works to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
veniasilente@lemm.ee 2 months ago
There is a non-zero chance that if you press it, you become smarter enough to realize you shouldn’t have pressed it…
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Actually a lot of chance if you’re the only one pushing it
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Until you do and wish you hadn’t.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
I thought the only smart move was to not play?
Oh, wait, that’s Global Thermonuclear War.
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 2 months ago
And blackjack
HubertManne@piefed.social 2 months ago
and hookers!
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Ignorance is bliss
Intelligence begets depression.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The correlation is weak and there’s no causation. If anyone reading this is depressed, please talk to someone! Feeling better won’t mean you’re dumber.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Yes, of course. It’s a heavily generalized statement.
rainrain@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh bullshit
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Well, I’ve never seen a depressed brick
dan1101@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m smart enough to ask questions about the button before I press it.
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Would rather have a charm button
fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It’s a real shame then that I’m a complete idiot.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Replace button with book and press with read and yup.
rainrain@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Reading is overrated.
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Plus, you can’t trust books… with all those words…
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sounds like you better get busy on building that ensmartering button then, because exposure to knowledge through books and other educational media is the only way I know of to become smarter. I suppose healthy living facilitates the process greatly, as well.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Step into Cthulu’s trap.
Only good things can happen.
rainrain@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Speaking of cthulu. You ever read a colder war by Charles Strauss? It’s got Cthulhu in it and he talks about how awful he is. Like what he does is he murders you from like 100 miles away and psychically copies your soul into his personal universe where he tortures you forever in every possible way
the_q@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The smarter you are the less happy you are. Fuck that button.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
[deleted]rainrain@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ignorance is being trapped in a maze. Intelligence is flying above the walls of the maze
Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ignorance is not knowing how you are trapped.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The catch is, you lose empathy the smarter you become.
You’ve just become Hitler 2.0
Glytch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why wouldn’t the button increase emotional intelligence as well? Losing empathy as you learn more doesn’t sound smart to me.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sir, can I introduce you to depression?
200ok@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought ignorance was supposed to be blissful 🥲
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Knowledge is a separate thing from intelligence. Even the smartest person in the world is ignorant of tons of stuff because it hasn’t come up in their life yet.
Intelligence can make it easier to collect knowledge, or to better understand it, but they are separate things.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sir, this is The Andes