I’m smart enough to ask questions about the button before I press it.
Assuming a button that makes you smarter, the only smart move is to press it.
Submitted 1 year ago by rainrain@sh.itjust.works to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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dan1101@lemm.ee 1 year ago
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Would rather have a charm button
fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It’s a real shame then that I’m a complete idiot.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The catch is, you lose empathy the smarter you become.
You’ve just become Hitler 2.0
Glytch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why wouldn’t the button increase emotional intelligence as well? Losing empathy as you learn more doesn’t sound smart to me.
the_q@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The smarter you are the less happy you are. Fuck that button.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
[deleted]rainrain@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Ignorance is being trapped in a maze. Intelligence is flying above the walls of the maze
Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ignorance is not knowing how you are trapped.
veniasilente@lemm.ee 1 year ago
There is a non-zero chance that if you press it, you become smarter enough to realize you shouldn’t have pressed it…
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Actually a lot of chance if you’re the only one pushing it
Mac@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Ignorance is bliss
Intelligence begets depression.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The correlation is weak and there’s no causation. If anyone reading this is depressed, please talk to someone! Feeling better won’t mean you’re dumber.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Yes, of course. It’s a heavily generalized statement.
rainrain@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Oh bullshit
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Well, I’ve never seen a depressed brick
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Replace button with book and press with read and yup.
rainrain@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Reading is overrated.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sounds like you better get busy on building that ensmartering button then, because exposure to knowledge through books and other educational media is the only way I know of to become smarter. I suppose healthy living facilitates the process greatly, as well.
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Plus, you can’t trust books… with all those words…
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
I thought the only smart move was to not play?
Oh, wait, that’s Global Thermonuclear War.
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 1 year ago
And blackjack
HubertManne@piefed.social 1 year ago
and hookers!
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sir, can I introduce you to depression?
200ok@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought ignorance was supposed to be blissful 🥲
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Knowledge is a separate thing from intelligence. Even the smartest person in the world is ignorant of tons of stuff because it hasn’t come up in their life yet.
Intelligence can make it easier to collect knowledge, or to better understand it, but they are separate things.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sir, this is The Andes
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Until you do and wish you hadn’t.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Step into Cthulu’s trap.
Only good things can happen.
rainrain@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Speaking of cthulu. You ever read a colder war by Charles Strauss? It’s got Cthulhu in it and he talks about how awful he is. Like what he does is he murders you from like 100 miles away and psychically copies your soul into his personal universe where he tortures you forever in every possible way