Its like they went to the same school!
What exactly are they teaching in our schools?
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Aww, look at the little hortlets.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Random Red Shirt:
Sir! We’re detecting… they… they read like Hitler particle emissions but… something’s off…
Kirk:
Hortler.
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Psychology. The sign gets extra attention and also makes one think the people holding the sale might be stupid and not know the value of the items they’re selling.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
My thoughts exactly. Like the intentional typos in the titles of reddit posts.
simplejack@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
pero@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Yarb sale in the big yale
Magister@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Those people were home schooled
KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Those are home schooled idiots. They can point out where god lives and find their way to the Walmart… but that’s about the extent of their educations. Interestingly - the dumbing of America started under Reagan, picked up speed under Bush 1, kicked into overdrive under Bush 2, and if you haven’t seen what Devos did to the DoE while “running it” - well… you’d be shocked when you discovered 50% of American high school graduates can’t read, write, critically think, or do simple math.
Yep! You guessed it! They’ve gone on to become the morons in the red hats. Almost like the republicans were counting on them being there.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.
tiramichu@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
YARE YARE
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The first one is clearly in Boston.
mememuseum@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Those are mimics
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Are they AI generated or something?
Tiptopit@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Probably not those people
lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
This is next level marketing. I need a new yarb and I wouldn’t know about the yarb sale if it wasn’t for the typo which isn’t even a real typo but just a small letter around big ones once you think about it. You’re part of their guerrilla marketing strategy
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Look, we all can’t get into Yal6, okay.
grue@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
uberfreeza@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
A jorb well done
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
YARE YARE DAZE (sale)
NABDad@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Obedience and conformity.
Same as always.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Tag yourself! I’m BIG YALE.
mrodri89@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
You should see the condom ads in my neighborhood. Little ones happily throwing litter on the ground without any parent in sight.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
Yale Sale
Alright! Deals on an Ivy League education!
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“yard sard” kind of appeals to me tbh. I’d like to know what goes on at a yard sard, it intrigues me
GroupNebula563@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Big Yale is where I got my diploma
badbytes@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Homeschooling?
einlander@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Looks like people who talk with a deep drawl.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Well, people definitely notice the sign.
Kind of like what I used to do on reddit. If no one is answering someone else’s post for over an hour that I also would like to have the answer to, I’ll post the wrong answer to the question in a believable way and someone will instantly correct me.
Boom. Question answered.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
From my recent garage sale:
A sign beside a road that reads “Garage Salad” and features an arrow pointing left
jumperalex@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
YOU’RE WRONG THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
wait?
heh heh
Good try buddy. I’m not falling for that old trick.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Well, actually… If you look at this venn diagram you will clearly see just how wrong you are.
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CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Cunningham’s Law
Correlary: use a female-sounding username with a cutesy icon (e.g. flowers, butterflies, etc) and you’re more likely to get the help you need.