What my ophthalmologist sees after giving me the numbing eye drops.
I hate this image because idiots will see it, not understand what its showing, and make up some crazy shit based on it.
Submitted 1 year ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 1 year ago
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I mean, isn’t it obvious? Christianity has traditionally believed that Earth is the center of the Universe. Everything in the Universe is moving away from us, as if we are sitting at the very spot where “Let There Be Light” resulted in light being let. Physics has proven that we are at the literal single unique geometric center of the Universe. /s
exothermic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Proof that our sun is at the center of the universe and how IMPORTANT humans are in the universe
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Also, proof, the universe is flat.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 year ago
I mean, it’s arguably in the center of OUR universe :D
Johandea@feddit.nu 1 year ago
You are the center of your observable universe and I’m the center of my own. Granted, at this scale the sun is an acceptable approximation, but the earth’s center is even better.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Hmm yes, we are all pondering this spherical orb right now.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“A planatir is a dangerous tool, Sarumon”
dephyre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Everyone sees the butthole too, right?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Well I did see a kiwi slice, but now I may not be able to look at kiwis the same
SGforce@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
It’s buttholes all the way down.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Serious question: Do we know how far removed from the exact center of the Big Bang we are? Is that something that be deduced?
gazter@aussie.zone 1 year ago
I’m not sure if this answers the question, but it might help.
Everything in space is moving, but it’s not expanding outward from a central point, like an explosion. Instead, the space between the things is getting bigger.
The balloon analogy gets thrown around a lot, but I find it misleading- It’s not about the balloon getting bigger, expanding outward from the center of the sphere. It’s more about the surface of that balloon stretching.
The rubber sheet analogy helps. Scatter a bunch of things on a infinite rubber sheet. Now stretch that in all directions - the things get further apart, but are not moving away from a central point.
Lysergid@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Does it mean space being created out of nothing between things? I’m not good at it but wouldn’t that violate conservation of energy?
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 year ago
“the exact center of the Big Bang” is not a phrase that makes sense.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think that’s the point of the webb
Sergio@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Gaze not into the abyss
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
THE UNIVERSE IS INSIDE YOUR EYE
CLICK HERE FOR CRYSTALS THAT EMIT HARMONIC WAVELENGTHS THAT SHAPE THE UNIVERSAL WATER IN YOUR EYE INTO IT’S HARMONIC FORM
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
My mind goes round like a roundabout. Whistles and sings.
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are those the JO Crystals people have been trying to sell me?
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
JO Crystal is the name of my sister’s only fans.
latenightnoir@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uuh… wrong? That’s obviously a Petri dish in full bloom?
Everyone knows this Universe exists solely as a grad student’s thesis experiment…
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The Great Brown Eye
Fashim@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do you mean woo-woo shit or conspiracy shit? Or both?
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Proof that the universe is an egg. Armageddon will come when the Christian God’s sperm comes to fertilize us and we’ll be reborn into Heaven unless climate change aborts us as a foetus
steventhedev@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FAKE!
Even children know that the sun isn’t the center of the universe - it’s Earth. Duh!
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Is the radial scale logarithmic? Or is it even more compressed than that?
philipp_@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
It’s not really to scale at all. Look at the distance between earth and the moon in relation to the other planets.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
First thing I will point out is there is no known shape of the univers.
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is saddle still the best candidate? Like when you move a circle across a circle you get a torus, and when you move a parabola across parabola you get a “saddle”
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
If we assume the hubble constant is the same in all directions, the farthest we’d be able to see would be a sphere, dictated by the time light has had to travel to us.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
obviously the eye of our universe is flat
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Idiot here. Is it proof that Fauci did 9/11 harbor to fake the flat moon landing on 5g vaccine autism with gay-hurricane-powered Jewish frog space lasers funded by Bill gates and George Soros?
Freefall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The tooth is out there…
veroxii@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Nailed it in one, bro!
mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uh, it’s hurricane-powered gay Jewish frog-lasers. Hurricanes CAN’T be gay alright.
BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Hurricanes happen because of the gays. Get your shit together, people.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What’s everybody got against the Jewish Space Lasers? Rabbi Rabinowitz has been in charge of those lasers since 1998, and he’s been doing a damn fine job keeping the Martians and asteroids at bay! You know he’s only come down from Skylab II twice since he took the director’s position up there? You know what that much zero gravity does to a man? He’s been up there so long, he can’t come back anymore. He’s gonna die up there manning those lasers. That’s what Rabbi Rabinowitz has sacrificed for his country and planet! And the gall of some people, ranting about the Jewish space lasers. Are there Jewish space lasers? Yes! And they’ve been keeping your dumb ass safe from Martians and meteors for decades!
[In my head, I read this in Bernie Sander’s voice.]
Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Lol rabinowicz is Slavic for son of the rabbi so “rabbi rabinowitz” sounds like a character from a Bourekas comedy
redbr64@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, it’s quite clear that there are Jewish space lasers, I saw them in this documentary many years ago
Damage@feddit.it 1 year ago
New Deus Ex plot sounds dumb
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you’re not having a stroke right now, I must be.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 year ago
If you can’t tell which person in your group is having a stroke right now, it’s probably you.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fi yuo thnik yu’oer hvanig a steoerk, plaees clal 191 imemdaityl.
treadful@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Got a better resolution version?
u_u@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
pablocarlosbudassi.com/…/the-infographic-and-arti…
Here you go, buddy. Go make that eye cult.
Mvlad88@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ALL HAIL THE GREAT EYE!
treadful@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
It’s not a cult. It’s just a group of like minded individuals.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I do but lemmy hates it.
treadful@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I just think it’s cool and want to look at it in more detail.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
MitocondriSol: powerhouse of the cell.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
This is what the human eye looks like under a microscope.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Its the observable universe in the shape of an eye, quite clever. We’re going to have to figure out how to not let stupid destroy our fragile societies at some point.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Now hear me out…
Blood for the Blood God.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We did at one point. I love the turtle myth, for what it is, but shit like this use to just stay myth.
RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Looks like proof of the flat earth
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kill me
meliante@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Looks like they were right. The universe is a sphere, not Earth!!