The one in the middle is Belle Delphine. Unfortunately, it may not be real.
I mean I would totally give it a try
Submitted 2 months ago by genfood@feddit.org to [deleted]
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hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Memes that lie?! On the internet?! Someone call the Internet police
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
This meme may not be real, but this is 100% a thing.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
How might one participate? Asking for myself.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It depends on what she’s been up to lately.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
I could absolutely see her being in prison for securities fraud.
Honestly, she probably should market a #SimpCoin, it’s just free money for her.
asqapro@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Context: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…/belle-delphines-arrest (Article explains that the mugshot is likely faked)
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
I can fix them
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Like my mom always used to say - find yourself a woman who is a catfish on the streets and a sturgeon in the sheets.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
burgersc12@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Fix it Felix?
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this real? Asking for myself.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There really are prison pen pals and dating sites.
This one is not real.
protist@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Yes there are lots of beautiful women in prison wanting to exchange letters with you. Didn’t you know that? And when they ask you to send gift cards, it’s definitely only because they love you
TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes! Now go to my website to buy supplements that will make you bigger and last longer before your first conjugal visit. Oh, and they’ll give you six pack abs.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 months ago
Many people in prison would love more human connection, some list themselves at writeaprisoner.com
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Nope
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Prison penpals are definitely a thing. Used to work at one of those private mailbox stores and we had a customer who got one specifically for this. She showed us a few of the letters she received and I must say they were gorgeous. Those guys spent some time behind bars practicing their handwriting.
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 months ago
Guys, first rule is never stick your dick in crazy. Second rule is never do it again.
But I think these women just need a positive, stable, healthy relationship.
exu@feditown.com 2 months ago
Yes, you absolutely can fix her
bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I exclusively stick my dick in crazy giving me an exciting sex and relationship life.
sumguyonline@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a person that once dated a person that had an actual psychotic break, beat me up cuz I wouldn’t fight back, tried to beat the police up, and pretty much ruined my happy days for awhile… I would need to know the inmates criminal history, and their mental history, I mean I could date a federal inmate if they were in for embezzlement, or theft of 10k or more if it was from a non corporate entity, but “I tried to kill my husband with a knife”. Naw I’m good.
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Love After Lockup is full of extremely healthy relationships.
Yes, yes, I know, and in fact one does lost interest after a while. Still, some reality trash can be interesting in the first season or two when they’re gathering the initial crop of free-range crazy instead of raising their own herd. Frankly, I’m surprised we haven’t seen a proper “SovCit” reality franchise.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
*These photos were curated from 20,000 inmate photos
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
George Constanza was truly ahead of his time
schizolol9@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Still would!
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
There’s a large difference between these two sentences:
“Say goodbye to Tinder boys”
“Say goodbye to Tinder, boys”
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
A large difference, but they also somehow end up in the same place at the end.
dingus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Let’s eat, Grandma!”
“Let’s eat Grandma!”
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse”
“I helped my uncle jack off a horse”