I mean I would totally give it a try

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• DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There’s a large difference between these two sentences:

  “Say goodbye to Tinder boys”
  “Say goodbye to Tinder, boys”

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A large difference, but they also somehow end up in the same place at the end.

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Let’s eat, Grandma!”

    “Let’s eat Grandma!”

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  • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse”

    “I helped my uncle jack off a horse”

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The one in the middle is Belle Delphine. Unfortunately, it may not be real.

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  • Pencilnoob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Memes that lie?! On the internet?! Someone call the Internet police

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  • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This meme may not be real, but this is 100% a thing.

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      How might one participate? Asking for myself.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It depends on what she’s been up to lately.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I could absolutely see her being in prison for securities fraud.

      Honestly, she probably should market a #SimpCoin, it’s just free money for her.

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  • asqapro@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Context: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…/belle-delphines-arrest (Article explains that the mugshot is likely faked)

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• CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I can fix them

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Like my mom always used to say - find yourself a woman who is a catfish on the streets and a sturgeon in the sheets.

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    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Like a Sturgeon

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  • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fix it Felix?

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• CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is this real? Asking for myself.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There really are prison pen pals and dating sites.

    This one is not real.

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes there are lots of beautiful women in prison wanting to exchange letters with you. Didn’t you know that? And when they ask you to send gift cards, it’s definitely only because they love you

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    • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes! Now go to my website to buy supplements that will make you bigger and last longer before your first conjugal visit. Oh, and they’ll give you six pack abs.

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  • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Many people in prison would love more human connection, some list themselves at writeaprisoner.com

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  • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nope

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Prison penpals are definitely a thing. Used to work at one of those private mailbox stores and we had a customer who got one specifically for this. She showed us a few of the letters she received and I must say they were gorgeous. Those guys spent some time behind bars practicing their handwriting.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/mugshawtys

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Guys, first rule is never stick your dick in crazy. Second rule is never do it again.

  But I think these women just need a positive, stable, healthy relationship.

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  • exu@feditown.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes, you absolutely can fix her

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  • bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I exclusively stick my dick in crazy giving me an exciting sex and relationship life.

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• sumguyonline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  As a person that once dated a person that had an actual psychotic break, beat me up cuz I wouldn’t fight back, tried to beat the police up, and pretty much ruined my happy days for awhile… I would need to know the inmates criminal history, and their mental history, I mean I could date a federal inmate if they were in for embezzlement, or theft of 10k or more if it was from a non corporate entity, but “I tried to kill my husband with a knife”. Naw I’m good.

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Love After Lockup is full of extremely healthy relationships.

  Yes, yes, I know, and in fact one does lost interest after a while. Still, some reality trash can be interesting in the first season or two when they’re gathering the initial crop of free-range crazy instead of raising their own herd. Frankly, I’m surprised we haven’t seen a proper “SovCit” reality franchise.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  *These photos were curated from 20,000 inmate photos

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  George Constanza was truly ahead of his time

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• schizolol9@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Still would!

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