Colon any% no major glitches
Explains a lot...
Submitted 3 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Nariom@lemmy.world 3 months ago
id call that a major glitch but ok
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Ain’t no glitch to go fast my man. Dudes not even going out of bounds
Technus@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals’ digestive tracts
This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T
NostraDavid@programming.dev 3 months ago
Topologically speaking, the frog is a donut.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
People kissing just make a tube that goes from ass to ass.
geogle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We all are… Well, unless you happen to be a starfish
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Starfish is a sphere?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sideologically speaking that hole isn’t on the top
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.
What happens if I eat one?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 months ago
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I knew this was what it was going to be
psud@aussie.zone 3 months ago
The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug
Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes
Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse
Zuzak@hexbear.net 3 months ago
Frog speedrun any%
mihor@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
This is me when I fix a bug and the next day it appears in Jira again.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Imagine getting one in your ear
ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Thanks! I hate it…
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
The Shawshank Beatle
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 months ago
There’s beetles with a Vore fetish!?
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person’s colon?
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If the person was a frog? Yes
Fargeol@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Reverse Lemmiwinks
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
The Taco Bell beetle?
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If you get the shits from taco bell, then that’s on you, not taco bell.
Grayox@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Taco bell hasn’t given me the shits since i quit drinking.
ComRed2@hexbear.net 3 months ago
Sounds like a real pain in the cloacal aperture.
Anivia@feddit.org 3 months ago
How does it not suffocate?
el_abuelo@programming.dev 3 months ago
The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That’d be my guess.
ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“If you’re going through Hell, keep on going.”
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.
sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet
maniel@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
[deleted]TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
billwashere@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Speed run as survival instinct.
lemmyng@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog’s ass, or your tale can’t be told.
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 3 months ago
“Andy Dufraine crawled through a mile of shit, to freedom”