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• lemmyng@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog’s ass, or your tale can’t be told.

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  • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Andy Dufraine crawled through a mile of shit, to freedom”

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• GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Colon any% no major glitches

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  • Nariom@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    id call that a major glitch but ok

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    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ain’t no glitch to go fast my man. Dudes not even going out of bounds

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• Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals’ digestive tracts

  This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T

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• NostraDavid@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Topologically speaking, the frog is a donut.

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People kissing just make a tube that goes from ass to ass.

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  • geogle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We all are… Well, unless you happen to be a starfish

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Starfish is a sphere?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sideologically speaking that hole isn’t on the top

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• Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.

  What happens if I eat one?

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    mander.xyz/post/19218439?scrollToComments=true

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    • GrammarPolice@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I knew this was what it was going to be

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug

    Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes

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• Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse

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• Zuzak@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Frog speedrun any%

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• mihor@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is me when I fix a bug and the next day it appears in Jira again.

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine getting one in your ear

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  • ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks! I hate it…

    How do I delete someone else’s comment?

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=RandC6yFH-0

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• bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Shawshank Beatle

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s beetles with a Vore fetish!?

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• i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person’s colon?

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  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If the person was a frog? Yes

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• Fargeol@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reverse Lemmiwinks

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• PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Taco Bell beetle?

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you get the shits from taco bell, then that’s on you, not taco bell.

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    • Grayox@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Taco bell hasn’t given me the shits since i quit drinking.

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• ComRed2@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sounds like a real pain in the cloacal aperture.

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• Anivia@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How does it not suffocate?

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  • el_abuelo@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That’d be my guess.

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• ObsidianZed@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “If you’re going through Hell, keep on going.”

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• robdor@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.

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• sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet

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• maniel@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Speed run as survival instinct.

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