I call my toddler “Little Bean” as a term of endearment. I just showed this picture to my wife and said it was a representation of our toddler when they’re an adult.
My wife rolled her eyes at me.
Submitted 2 months ago by Exusia@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7784fcd1-0fff-4ede-88f7-29330cbe8f5b.jpeg
I call my toddler “Little Bean” as a term of endearment. I just showed this picture to my wife and said it was a representation of our toddler when they’re an adult.
My wife rolled her eyes at me.
Imagine the sounds created as this behemoth slides out of the can. I’m gonna be sick.
Schlorp
It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp
Heinz can or heiny can?
I hate that it’s bean on toast
It’s just a big bean.
That’s what they like to make you think.
… Always has been.
Stop trying to make Bean happen
I think that’s just a kidney, not a kidney bean
He asked for kidney beans on toast not kidney on toast!
Big Beanis
The pinto potato
Bean there, done that
The Queen Bean.
Brits are salivating.
Heinz Fetus in Placenta Concentrate.
As my eyes scanned from top to bottom I felt an immense sense of dread
Here were my emotions in the form of emoji 😐 😐 🙁 ☹️
Thats a lot of bean
I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.
Fresh off Jack’s bean stalk
Opiates dung be like
THE BIG ONEEE TREVOR MICHAEL AND LESTER YELL IN UNISON
Whoops, all bean.
Contains one (1) big bean
It’s an all-bean! www.facebook.com/watch/?v=321561888478362&vanity=…
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I always knew that THIS is how kidney beans looked, I’ve been lied to my whole life.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 months ago
Bean lied to*