Which one?

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• xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sick, easiest choice of my life

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rock, easiest choice of my life

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    • xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!

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• Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stick every time

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• zewm@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and either away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.

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  • dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plus it beats scissors.

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• 4grams@awful.systems ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nature has a much harder job creating the perfect rock. I’ll take it and keep my eyes out for another perfect stick.

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• Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rock, stick can be carved easily.

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  • tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …with the rock.

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• ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it’s gone.

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• tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d be so scared I’d break the stick.

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It sounds like you’re imagining a stick with an imperfection…

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.

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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But the dogs don’t need a perfect stick, they’re content with the stick they’re given.

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They don’t need it but they’re worth it.

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• wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why be poor? I would rather take Netanyahu’s head.

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• nttea@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?

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  • ConfusedPossum@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Skip it across a lake

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    • realitista@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!

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• cheesorist@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  stick

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• Tequila@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Easy, the stick. The rock isn’t as round as the earth. The stick can build technique.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why I wear cargo shorts

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  • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Finally My time

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• aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Witch. No stick is perfect nor is any rock…

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stick seems much more useful

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *humanity figures out warfare, colorized*

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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Big talk for someone in throwing distance.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re acting as if my stick doesn’t work as a throwing spear

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• Cossty@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stick like that you can find on every third tree. I have never seen stone like that, definitely not IRL.

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  • Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven’t turned it all into sand yet.

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• Vrases@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stick sword definitely

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• A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rock, what use would have a stick?

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  • Bienenvolk@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stick, what use would have a rock?

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    • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      paperweight

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• Kroxx@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The stick, it has hand guards!

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• RHSJack@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.

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• Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stick I love sticks

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  • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s a stick enthusiast community:
    !stick@sh.itjust.works

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    • hazeebabee@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)

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    • Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holy stick!!

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Obviously the rock.

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• dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The rock. I already have a sword.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are we going to have a duel?

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