The Earth is actually a Hot Pocket. Molten lava inside but the outside is simultaneously dry, soggy and frozen.
Italian herbs and spices
Submitted 6 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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MamboGator@lemmy.world 6 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It won’t be frozen for long.
Dfy@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Self-heating hot pocket 🤤
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Something something Xena tapes.
Hupf@feddit.de 6 months ago
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That alt text is absolutely a mood that I can only respect
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Ok, hear me out. It’s a scotched egg, but the egg is soft boiled.
Treevan@aussie.zone 6 months ago
The calzones have betrayed me…
match@pawb.social 6 months ago
The liquid center bursts out sometimes, it’s a soup dumpling
zod000@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I like to this of the Earth more as a pizza roll. Eating one right out of the oven sure feels like tasting magma to me.
M137@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I don’t think I’ve ever had a ravioli that’s “molten inside”. I’d say most of the time the pasta is the most soft part.
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The mass produced one are like that
dharwin@kbin.social 6 months ago
raviolo*
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Not a ravioli, the casing was not made by pressing or folding two layers of the solid material together
reinei@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So subduction zones don’t count as “folding” anymore?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Not really, that brings magma currents into the equation, which actually make the comparison even worse since raviolis don’t undergo plate tectonic movements
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Why is the core of your ravioli molten?
Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
And a ravioli is a filling placed between two grain-dough based layers of even thickness; making it, and thus by extension, the Earth, a sandwich.
TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 months ago
Is a toastie a ravioli or a sandwich?
Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
As I’m going with the ‘ravioli as a subset of sandwich’ paradigm… Yes.
Of course, I recommend referring to the original text for reference.
TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 months ago
Xiaolongbao earth.
theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 6 months ago
The core is mostly solid. It’s the mantle that is mostly liquid (probably).
TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 months ago
So more like a soup dumpling.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
And now I’m hungry.
ohlaph@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sounds microwaved. Molten center with icy parts.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Dont tell Thanatos or he’ll floag over with some marinara sauce
BoringHusband@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s more like a mince pie hot from the oven. You can hold it but the insides burn your mouth if you bite into it.
weariedfae@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Um actually,
The inner core is solid, the outer core is liquid, and the mantle is kinda…solidish-slushy-sorta.
So the earth is like one of those fancy cherry cordials with the 2 fillings?
zepplenzap@lemmy.one 6 months ago
I think a Ferrero Rocher is a good fit. The solid core is the hazelnut, the molten core is the Nutella, the rocky crust is the wafer, and the chocolate and hazelnut coating is the topsoil.
weariedfae@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s great! Ratios are a bit off but we are talking about food, there’s no 1:1.
I think the wafer makes sense as the mantle, the chocolate as the oceanic crust and the hazelnut as the continental crust.
Gork@lemm.ee 6 months ago
A Ferrero Rocher does look like it has mountains on it as well so this tracks.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Ravioli with meat
scuffle@midwest.social 6 months ago
Takoyaki maybe?