It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true

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• argh_another_username@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.

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  • OldSageRick@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I will add that sperm accumulate only roughly 3 days, after that the old one is recycled

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    • LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s not the sperm that’s the issue. It’s the frustration. That builds up quite a bit more

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Subscribe for more “how to catch a female” strategies.

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Strategy #1: don’t call them “females”

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    • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Quark, you’ve been warned a hundred times about discussing human hunting techniques with menagerie owners.

      Don’t make me get Odo.

      … “FeEmAlEs”… you ferengi sure know how to raise 'em…

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Chloroform?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So you are recommending beginning the date with post nut clarity

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    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Doesn’t work for me, but helps me last longer on that first date.

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• Shapillon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cringe asf

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