Big beautiful biome
Microbiota
Submitted 1 week ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
“a whole buncha different bacteria in there”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
We’ve got all the best bacteria. Everyone says do.
D_C@lemm.ee 1 week ago
It’s perfectly ok to use the word diversity in research, and for any reason, in forwards thinking countries.
If your government doesn’t like that word then I’ve got bad news for you…
RQG@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Time to start a revolution or flee Imo.
Dojan@pawb.social 1 week ago
Kissing isn’t the only thing one should do like the French.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Yeah, no, i can smell that bad news right now.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 week ago
Just call them woke and watch as the conservatives kill off their gut biome
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Woke shitlibs are trying to stop you from boofing bleach to deport foreign gut flora, don’t let them!!
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Ohh 😮 ohhhhh
Okay, everybody get your cash out we’re going to crowdsource a 30 second ad on Fox News.
“Scientists find gut biome bacteria to be extremely diverse. Now we all know that diversity is wrong but you can fix this yourself, because if there’s one thing that those woke bacteria hate, it’s bleach. News at 11”
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Maga on Chinese government censorship: >:(
Maga on American government censorship: :D
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 week ago
“I have to admit, I’m always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up,” the CIA agent says.
“Thank you,” the KGB says. “We do our best but truly, it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them.”
The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. “Thank you friend, but you must be confused… There’s no propaganda in America.”
Zetta@mander.xyz 1 week ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
But there is no propaganda in America
And the streets are paved with cheese!
AspieEgg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
This is literally happening. Without getting too specific so her job stays safe, my sister works as an ocean researcher for the government. They removed any mention of the word “diversity” and “biodiversity” from their research and so far, they haven’t lost their jobs yet.
TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
Why would they get fired if they complied with the fascist demand?
scoobford@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Because of all the DOGE cuts and/or fascist skullduggery.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
heterogeneity
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Took me a while to realise it’s because Trump administration is aggressively scrubbing anything to do with “diversity”
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 week ago
They’ll now have to use the Newspeak word “plentykind”.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
More like Anglish.
callyral@pawb.social 1 week ago
bacteria? more like woke-eteria
quarrk@hexbear.net 1 week ago
Competition
VibeCoder@hexbear.net 1 week ago
My gut got a lotta gay DEI in it
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Well…
guango@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
The D word.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Plethora, cornucopia, various, varied, numerous, multitudinous, and my personal favorite: a metric shit load.
thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
**US microbiome researchers
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 week ago
That’s the only country.
Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Eh, if they fund research in other countries they also have to abide by this if they want continued funding.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Oh, the americans don’t do that anymore.