My vision’s never been great, so I’ll gamble on looking like Obama being more literal than sharing his physical appearance.
Pick!
Submitted 4 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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saltesc@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s a great bet to make! I’d personally pick big onion. It intrigues me.
esc27@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Probably turns you into Shrek
SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
yellow :3
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
:3
Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Well by that username we all know what you picked :3
Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What if losing the ability means breaking your neck on the last try?
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
A few is more than two. You could safely do two flips and leave it at that.
Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Well obviously not then. But one would be enough to gaslight my friends.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Would only serve to further shock his friends!
Turun@feddit.de 4 weeks ago
As long as you tuck it’s really hard to land in a damaging way.
Back flips are surprisingly possible with some exercise. I can do them on flat ground.
Klear@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Finally a chance to snap a bad guy’s neck and save the day.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 weeks ago
Old Ones Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken, take the life that must be taken!
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Look, there was no way we could know it would summon a Lake Troll
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We don’t serve people who summon lake trolls here!
Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Definitely old ones.
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Here here!
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Green green green green I fucking love the great old ones I want my sanity to abandon me and to laugh and scream and learn new ways to hurt eachother
gmtom@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No you misunderstand, that pill just makes a loud noise go off in a retirement home.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
Brown pill so that I can make any set compact and make math like 69% easier.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What is multistage upgrade do?
Maven@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Mutlishot
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s pronounced “MUL-MUL-MUL-MUL-MULTISHOT!”
ericbomb@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Obama as now, or at the same age as me?
30 YO Obama looked amazing.
june@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Backflip.
I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.
At 40, I’ll take that shit.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
No, that’s literally the only exercise you can do. Your body is absolutely optimizer to do 3 backflips and nothing else.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 weeks ago
Ooooh, nice, I’m always game for more multishot. I’ve got too much base damage bonus, I need more multipliers on my build.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Nobody picked the pink pill?
🩷Pizza time is already broken and I can do so much damage in a minute!🩷
quinkin@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Tell me more about this big onion. Do I get a big onion or become a big onion?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t know. I picked it but it hasn’t yet arrived.
felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
:3
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Do I get to be as tall as Obama?
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Compact please
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
Do I get to pick the team for the baseball caps?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
They’re no-name caps
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Cool! I like plain caps. Would they vary in color every time?
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Don’t blame me, I voted for Megatron.
Sheltr@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸
Bizarroland@kbin.social 4 weeks ago
You could also put on one man bukkake shows
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Considering the serial and things would be the same, this is basically just a high-quality counterfeit, ya?
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Could switch to coins.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s a good one!