Male? Female? Sall good with this guy!
Want some, get some as a wise man once said to me.
Cum one, cum all! No gender too strange for this creature to please!
Giving someone oral is the most intimate thing you can do for someone. (IMO)
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 weeks ago
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Mom! The Romanian United Principalities are being weird again
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 weeks ago
Whoa there’s a pansexual Romanian government?
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 4 weeks ago
gmtom@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I fucking love giving oral. Like 100% legit would rather give oral than receive and when its with the right person giving oral is better than 90% of sex.
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
As someone who is sex repulsed, I’m legitimately curious what about it appeals to you? I’d love to know from your perspective
jdf038@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
Not OC but the idea of making someone feel good makes me feel good. It’s like double the dopamine for me.
I could totally see being grossed out by it when I think about it logically. In fact it is gross when I think about it logically.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
As someone with a high sex drive, it’s not rational. It’s like hunger, or sleepiness. It’s a base biological need and the longer I go without sex the more irritable and depressed I get.
It’s not a need in the sense that I’ll die without it, but it’s a need in the sense that my mental health will deteriorate without it.
Kedly@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Oral is more intimacy focussed, at least as far as giving it is concerned. As the giver you also get immediate and obvious feedback that your partner is finding pleasure in what you are doing (Or that they ARENT enjoying it if you’re fucking it up)
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’m mostly sex repulsed but I find giving oral way more manageable than penetrative sex. Mostly I just don’t like being touched but yes like someone else said, knowing that you’re causing the pleasure for someone else is the appealing part of it. Especially if they’re vocal about it.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
When you want your girlfriend to suck you off and you draw comics:
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 weeks ago
I don’t think this is the original text of the comic.
Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Touching grass will be fine enough for me
KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else’s hair
eselover@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
you misspelled “ass”
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 weeks ago
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Honestly, I think this could be true. There’s definitely something to be said about willingly putting yourself in a vulnerable position with someone you feel safe with, for the sole purpose of their pleasure and nothing else. However, there’s definitely a balance. If my husband demanded blow jobs every day or something, I’d probably get the “ick” from him and not want to do it. But since he’s never been the one to be demanding about anything sexual, I do actually love making him feel good like that.
Sometimes I’ll make it hella silly and we’ll be sitting on the couch and I’ll just say something stupid like “GO GET ON THE BED KING, ITS TIME TO GET YOUR DICK SUCKED!” And he’ll roll his eyes and blush but I also see the corner of his mouth quirk into a small smile and I know he’s just like “She’s thinking of me.” And it gives me all the warm fuzzies. I also saw a meme once that said “LEMME STRESS EAT THAT DICK”, and that’s one that I’ve whipped out a time or two that makes him snort. Yeah, I’m goofy, not every time, but sometimes, because we’ve been married for 14 years this year and I just like to see him grin.
That being said, I also fucking love when he wants to take care of my needs out of nowhere too. There’s something amazing about just knowing someone is invested in your pleasure.
gregorum@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Hmmm… I have to disagree. I’ve done more intimate things.
But it’s up there.
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Like… holding hands?! Or… kissing?!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Rubbing noses while whispering “I wuv you”
gregorum@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Hehe, sure. Like that.
But on the inside. And with fluids.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
ngl i would say kissing is one of the most intimate things you can do, that’s up where all your sense of self is after all.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
NGL, i don’t think we’re cooking with this one chief, have we tried being friends first? I hear interpersonal relationships are pretty stout.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Sure, head is great. But have you ever actually cared about someone? That shit’s tight.
Kedly@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
As a guy, snuggles can be faaaarrr harder to get than sexual release
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
that shit IS tight
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Friends and partners are great but sometimes I just need a dick to suck
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
fair enough.
Daxtron2@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
TBH I find the idea quite off putting, both giving and receiving. Never been a fan
EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Found the automaton spy
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You need to call 911 immediately
Meron35@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Collegehumor did this exact skit a decade ago.
arin@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Her dick is too small, she can’t even find it herself sometimes.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I simple hug and kiss is good enough for me
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Suck her dick as well!
cosmicrose@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Why is nobody talking about the mouthfeel?