a white twenty year old typed this
MOOSEY
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tourist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pretty much the ideal victim
OpenStars@startrek.website 1 month ago
Life is pain. Sometimes the sex is real.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sex is pain. Sometimes the life is real.
TxzK@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Sex is life. Sometimes pain is real.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Sometimes.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Most hunting calls actually simulate male animals, so it’s more they get shot looking for a fight than pussy.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Or maybe they’re looking for that moose-bussy
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That honey mussy.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 month ago
so it’s male meese repeatedly saying “what’s up?” in increasingly menacing tones
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 month ago
When it happens to people, it’s called “pig butchering”, and your new bae cleans out your life savings/crypto wallets and/or persuades you to fly a suitcase of cocaine across an international border.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And you don’t even report it, because it’s super fucking emabarassing.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Moossy
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Ah so that’s what zim meant when he said “I’ll leave you to your moosey fate”
someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
So… We’re the siren song.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I will always upvote Extra Fabulous Comics. There’s some genius in the “hello” formality followed by the immediate crass of “lemme get that dick” that I find inordinately hilarious.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I like the idea (at least in the Percy Jackson novels) that listening to the song will make you wiser, but the only lesson is looking out for red flags
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 month ago
OOP is not wrong, I never thought about it like that.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 month ago
I love these wild takes of the Internet that… Like yeah. Totally nailed it.
It’s fucking insane but, doesn’t make it less accurate.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
These are certainly quite some words.
Moose@moose.best 1 month ago
shiiiiid, i guess thats me
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There have been several killings in the UK where someone faked being a girl/woman to lure someone to their death.
Technus@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I mean, this happens to people too. You think no one’s ever gotten catfished into meeting up with someone just to get robbed?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I never thought about that. Those fucking catfish are just hunting without a permit.
myusernameis@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 1 month ago
Robbed ?
What about tortured for weeks and then killed ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ilan_Halimi?wprov…
Sorry this is a very grim case but it’s very famous in France.
Dude thought he was going for a date with the cute girl from a local shop. Ended up being horribly tortured. This gang used women as bait frequently.
kautau@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck all of those people. And only the “mastermind” behind it was sentenced to life in prison. Everyone implicated should have received life in prison with no chance of parole