a white twenty year old typed this
MOOSEY
Submitted 11 months ago by Oiconomia@feddit.de to [deleted]
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tourist@lemmy.world 11 months ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pretty much the ideal victim
OpenStars@startrek.website 11 months ago
Life is pain. Sometimes the sex is real.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sex is pain. Sometimes the life is real.
TxzK@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Sex is life. Sometimes pain is real.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Sometimes.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Most hunting calls actually simulate male animals, so it’s more they get shot looking for a fight than pussy.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Or maybe they’re looking for that moose-bussy
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That honey mussy.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 11 months ago
so it’s male meese repeatedly saying “what’s up?” in increasingly menacing tones
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 months ago
When it happens to people, it’s called “pig butchering”, and your new bae cleans out your life savings/crypto wallets and/or persuades you to fly a suitcase of cocaine across an international border.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
And you don’t even report it, because it’s super fucking emabarassing.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Moossy
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Ah so that’s what zim meant when he said “I’ll leave you to your moosey fate”
someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
So… We’re the siren song.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I will always upvote Extra Fabulous Comics. There’s some genius in the “hello” formality followed by the immediate crass of “lemme get that dick” that I find inordinately hilarious.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I like the idea (at least in the Percy Jackson novels) that listening to the song will make you wiser, but the only lesson is looking out for red flags
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 11 months ago
OOP is not wrong, I never thought about it like that.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 11 months ago
I love these wild takes of the Internet that… Like yeah. Totally nailed it.
It’s fucking insane but, doesn’t make it less accurate.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
These are certainly quite some words.
Moose@moose.best 11 months ago
shiiiiid, i guess thats me
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There have been several killings in the UK where someone faked being a girl/woman to lure someone to their death.
Technus@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I mean, this happens to people too. You think no one’s ever gotten catfished into meeting up with someone just to get robbed?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I never thought about that. Those fucking catfish are just hunting without a permit.
myusernameis@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 11 months ago
Robbed ?
What about tortured for weeks and then killed ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ilan_Halimi?wprov…
Sorry this is a very grim case but it’s very famous in France.
Dude thought he was going for a date with the cute girl from a local shop. Ended up being horribly tortured. This gang used women as bait frequently.
kautau@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fuck all of those people. And only the “mastermind” behind it was sentenced to life in prison. Everyone implicated should have received life in prison with no chance of parole