a white twenty year old typed this
MOOSEY
Submitted 7 months ago by Oiconomia@feddit.de to [deleted]
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tourist@lemmy.world 7 months ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Pretty much the ideal victim
OpenStars@startrek.website 7 months ago
Life is pain. Sometimes the sex is real.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Sex is pain. Sometimes the life is real.
TxzK@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Sex is life. Sometimes pain is real.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Sometimes.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Most hunting calls actually simulate male animals, so it’s more they get shot looking for a fight than pussy.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Or maybe they’re looking for that moose-bussy
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That honey mussy.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 7 months ago
so it’s male meese repeatedly saying “what’s up?” in increasingly menacing tones
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 months ago
When it happens to people, it’s called “pig butchering”, and your new bae cleans out your life savings/crypto wallets and/or persuades you to fly a suitcase of cocaine across an international border.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
And you don’t even report it, because it’s super fucking emabarassing.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Moossy
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Ah so that’s what zim meant when he said “I’ll leave you to your moosey fate”
someguy3@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
So… We’re the siren song.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I will always upvote Extra Fabulous Comics. There’s some genius in the “hello” formality followed by the immediate crass of “lemme get that dick” that I find inordinately hilarious.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I like the idea (at least in the Percy Jackson novels) that listening to the song will make you wiser, but the only lesson is looking out for red flags
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 7 months ago
OOP is not wrong, I never thought about it like that.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 months ago
I love these wild takes of the Internet that… Like yeah. Totally nailed it.
It’s fucking insane but, doesn’t make it less accurate.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
These are certainly quite some words.
Moose@moose.best 7 months ago
shiiiiid, i guess thats me
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
There have been several killings in the UK where someone faked being a girl/woman to lure someone to their death.
Technus@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
I mean, this happens to people too. You think no one’s ever gotten catfished into meeting up with someone just to get robbed?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I never thought about that. Those fucking catfish are just hunting without a permit.
myusernameis@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 7 months ago
Robbed ?
What about tortured for weeks and then killed ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ilan_Halimi?wprov…
Sorry this is a very grim case but it’s very famous in France.
Dude thought he was going for a date with the cute girl from a local shop. Ended up being horribly tortured. This gang used women as bait frequently.
kautau@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fuck all of those people. And only the “mastermind” behind it was sentenced to life in prison. Everyone implicated should have received life in prison with no chance of parole