Iron Man: Am I a joke to you?
Someone help me make a 'transition metals' joke here...
Submitted 8 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lugal@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Blyfh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He has always been Fe-male :P
veniasilente@lemm.ee 8 months ago
omg the cringe that was “Tony is female coded” / “Tony vs Cap is domestic violence”.
NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Transition metals don’t exist, everyone knows there are only 2 elements
Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Come on bud, be a proper alloy!
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Found the cosmologist.
lledrtx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is that joke that on a cosmic level, it’s mostly hydrogen and helium (?) so others get ignored, like how genders other than the usual 2 get ignored? If so, that’s so smart and funny, wow.
Or is it something else that I’m not getting?
umbraroze@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No, there are more elements. But there are only two elements there is an infinite supply of in the universe, Hydrogen and Stupidity, and we’re not sure about Hydrogen. /forgot whose joke this was
Chocrates@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The internet says it is an Einstein quote.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
I am betting like most quotes attributed to him that it is made up though.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They can use whichever one they want.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The real challenge: use both at once!
Toofpic@feddit.dk 8 months ago
And they both have cute little wheelchair persons as pets!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Honey, do you think we should get a little wheelchair person?”
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Sup, mang?
Mo5560@feddit.de 8 months ago
Iron? Manganese? I don’t care what transition metal you are, at the end of the day you just want to fulfill your desire for d…
I’m sure there’s a better version of the joke out there, but being funny isn’t my strength
baggins@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Female and man?
Neato@ttrpg.network 8 months ago
Yeah. Whoever decided on these is an idiot or deliberately calling women “females”. Just on a standardization issue one is sex and one is gender.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Or they’re just having fun…
IgnatiusJReilly@lemmy.wtf 8 months ago
Feman and man
expatriado@lemmy.world 8 months ago
we don’t know if this pic was taken in an English speaking country
solidgrue@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I was curious if there was a bimetal junction transistor (BJT) joke to make here, and turned up an interesting paper talking about a FeMn-bimetal complex effectively absorbing microwave radiation.
Best I think we can do here is “trans-sister.”
CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Ok, what I love, is that the “symbol” for iron (circle with NE arrow), is used as the symbol for “male”, so it’s switched here.
AND THEN, that same symbol is used by automaker Volvo… Which is awfully close to “vulva”… Which references back to female!
- Mind blown *
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Gender Alchemy
LostXOR@fedia.io 8 months ago
Don't forget about Nb people too! (niobium)
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
penis urinal
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are they also only for children in wheelchairs?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
no, no, no … you have to disable your child first … then you can use the restroom
logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Also what’s with the circle around women vs. the triangle around men? Is this some meaningful gender related symbolism that I’m unaware of?
manucode@feddit.de 8 months ago
On the left, you can see the shape of a female breast, on the right, the shape of a male penis.
sukhmel@programming.dev 8 months ago
It looks more like “hey, a cool design”
MBM@lemmings.world 8 months ago
If I had to match curves vs angles to women vs men I would probably do it like that
rbos@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Huh, this is the exact design of some of the bathrooms at SFU. I wonder if it’s fairly common?
arken@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The hard thing is finding an infant in a wheelchair to go with you
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
Just find a regular infant and break it’s legs 🤷🏻♂️
arken@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m still missing a wheelchair. And now I really need to go.
rockerface@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Last time I checked, infants can’t walk anyway
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
That’ll teach the little fucker for not handing over the candy.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Psalm 137: 9
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Another one!?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Psalm 137:8-9