What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1. I am not made out of silly putty.
  2. I am not female.
  3. I cannot code.
  4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
  5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
  6. I don’t want to.

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  • Treczoks@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apart from 3., I'm in full agreement.

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    • UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5

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  • onlinepersona@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am not female.

    You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉

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    • tsonfeir@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓

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  • sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    7. My back

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• ques0@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• rozlav@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Back-end developper ?

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• dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  my neck. my back. my…

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  • ShepherdPie@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … full development stack?

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• maniel@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d say visibility is kinda poor

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  • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    field of vision

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, you can stare at a pussy all day. If you don’t have a pussy, then never mind.

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    • odium@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why never mind? You could stare at a dick instead.

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• Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

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  • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Use some duct tape

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  • UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bigger Plug?

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    • Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or tighter anus.

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• NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

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• Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I was to ever get myself into that position it’s going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.

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• spez@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  An annoying lack of x-ray vision.

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• peto@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.

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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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• sj_zero ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  About 200 pounds.
• amio@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don't use Apple products.

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• letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think it’s the fact that I can’t see the errors on my vagina.

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  • isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like a skill issue to me

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  • optissima@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone chose the wrong bottom surgery smh

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• MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So this is the new Lenovo Yoga line… Nice.

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• mumblerfish@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

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  • ONRYO@feddit.ch ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Insanity

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    • mumblerfish@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You become that flexible and all you have to pay is insanity? Well I wanna say my 40+ ass would take that deal, but fuck it, not even my early 20s would have a chance.

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A lifetime of sitting still mostly

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• sheepishly@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  mfer goin for the self-suc

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• Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Y’all need to learn how to touch type, which is obviously the single and only issue with the viability of this as a normal practice.

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  • Neil@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know how to touch type in Colemak but not Qwerty. Is this a sign of autism?

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• Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.

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• marswarrior@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Line of vision

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Learn braille

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• pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My hamstrings

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• muxelplexer@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that would probably be a more healthy position to sit in then what i’m used to lol

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  • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s just the natural evolution of slouching

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My back.

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• andioop@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1. I can easily bend in half and reach past my toes, but this is another ask entirely.
  2. Even if I could do this, I don’t have eyes in my back or a computer screen in my knees.

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• alexdeathway@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  probably not having enough money to replace the laptop.

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• Hupf@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to post to c/unixsocks

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• Blackout@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn't be able to stop me 😉

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have bones

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• rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My inflexibility

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• ONRYO@feddit.ch ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aldready poor coding skills.

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