A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone…
“Hot Pockets are the American empanada.” — Wendy Watson
A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone...
Submitted 9 months ago by Cocodapuf@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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fubo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“We should sell Hot Pockets”
- Wendy’s
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A warm Hot Pocket is a prison fifi you can eat after.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Stromboli actually. Strombolis have pizza sauce like the pockets, calzones require ricotta and no sauce (you dip em in marinara).
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
A calzone is just a folded pizza.
cali_ash@lemmy.wtf 9 months ago
Yep, that’s why do don’t have to call it “pizza flavoured”.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Its best if you use home made spaghetti sauce (the kind that takes 2 hours to make and is very meaty)
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The Low-Cal Calzone Zone! 😀
kautau@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Based on the cube rule every hot pocket is a calzone
spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 months ago
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
No, I think we call that a a pot pie
Chainweasel@lemmy.world 9 months ago
We call that a Pot Pie
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Calzones aren’t supposed to have sauce inside though
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Every calzone I’ve ever eaten has had sauce. And I only buy the really high quality authentic ones from Sbarro.
DessertStorms@kbin.social 9 months ago
I was mid sip and reading Sbarro nearly sent a load of drink up my nose 😂
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sometimes I crave a true, authentic, Italian dish with the right cheeses, traditional sauces, and love cooked right into the pasta. Other times, I go to the Olive Garden
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 9 months ago
And I only buy the really high quality authentic ones from Sbarro
The food court kings.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Please start a battle with Wikipedia editors over the tomato sauce calzone in this article.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 months ago
… Did you read your own link or no?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wait what
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Wait, really? My world is shaken
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Lol it’s regional and always fun to stir shit up and make people argue their locally-adjusted version of an imported recipe is correct
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
No, its definitely not. A Calzone isn’t what ever hot pockets are made of.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yes, and so are burritos, corndogs, whole pies, dumplings, pop-tarts, and uncrustables. And presumably non-pizza-flavored hot pockets.
cbarrick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This is a case for the cube rule!
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A calzone doesn’t have tomatoe sauce in it. Also this is a terrible insult to calzones everywhere.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Melkath@kbin.social 9 months ago
This looks like it has sauce ON it. Like a calzone.
If it is the same as a calzone, but has sauce IN it, then its not a calzone, its a stromboli.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Says who?!
You take your meaty red sauce you made from scratch and you put it in a pizza crust with some toppings.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
Except it tastes like shit because it’s a hot pocket
LordCirais@pawb.social 9 months ago
You don’t eat a Hot Pocket for the taste.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 9 months ago
And definitely not for nutrition.
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Well, I can’t really argue with that…
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
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