DontTreadOnBigfoot
@DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
- Comment on If Orange Dickhead dies before taking his oath again will we party like it's 1999? 2 days ago:
That’s not strictly true, and varies by state.
Most states have faithless elector laws that may invalidate and/or penalize the elector if they attempt to cast their electoral votes contrary to the electorate votes within the state.
- Comment on "Boner" is a good word for a reanimated skeleton or a decoration of such. 3 weeks ago:
Except for that one time that it is bone spurs
- Comment on If there are motherboards and daughterboards, are there fatherboards and sonboards? 3 weeks ago:
Does it? All the connectors I’m thinking of on the motherboard have protruding pins, which seem a lot more phallic to me. Are they really considered the ‘female’ connectors?
- Comment on Imagine if election day was on April 1st? 3 weeks ago:
Probably should be. We don’t really need two days dedicated to fools
- Comment on Does the word "burger" have any extra meaning in some parts of the gay or lgbtq community? 1 month ago:
Stop trying to make ‘Burger’ happen. It’s not going to happen
- Comment on Why do phone manufacturers use in-display fingerprint readers instead of fingerprint readers on the power button? 1 month ago:
I can never get my 6 to read my print unless I hold it in my hand exactly right (and even then it’s hit or miss), so the stand or desk thing is irrelevant in my case.
- Comment on Why do phone manufacturers use in-display fingerprint readers instead of fingerprint readers on the power button? 1 month ago:
Yep, the pixel 4 was my favorite phone in recent history, largely because of the rear mounted fingerprint sensor.
- Comment on What happened with active users on Lemmy? 2 months ago:
School started? 🤷🏼♂️
- Comment on How the fuck do you meet new people? 2 months ago:
Single MILFS in my area, you say…
- Comment on Should we consider Jesus a zombie? 2 months ago:
But only the Catholics believe in transubstantiation, so only they are cannibals.
All other Christians see communion as symbolic, and therefore are not cannibals.
- Comment on A Black woman has never lost the general election for POTUS in US history but 46 white men have lost 3 months ago:
Beating women does seem to be on-Brand for him…
- Comment on Remember guys: The frenulum is just for friends. 3 months ago:
OnlyFrens
- Comment on What would cause a person to speak in different accents randomly? 4 months ago:
- Comment on It throwing up means to puke, then throwing down must mean to have the shits. 4 months ago:
Shit
You’re gonna make me do another run through of Stargate, aren’t you?
- Comment on Female-to-male rape, (how) does it happen without roofies? 4 months ago:
But if this happens to you, fight back.
But remember, YOU will be going to jail if you do.
- Comment on Is cave exploration an indoor or an outdoor activity? 6 months ago:
Ever played the elder scrolls?
- Comment on I'm so tired of hearing about US police brutality and China being authoritarian. Why does it feel like everyone is a hypocrite here? Where are the posts about Chinese protests and police brutality? 6 months ago:
Canada has a dark side bro.
The Geneva conventions are just a reproduction of Canada’s WW1 to-do list…
- Comment on It’s not impossible for someone to have heard about assguard, looked it up, and then realized it’s “Asgard”. 6 months ago:
I see you have anal bum cover, but I think you’ll find the penis mightier
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Straight from the showers at RNC headquarters
- Comment on What will happen to large companies once poor people have no more money to use? 7 months ago:
Same thing they vote for now - whichever candidate’s lies sound better.
- Comment on How do I fix this? 8 months ago:
Liberal application of wood glue to all mating surfaces. Then clamp in place and let cure.
The cured wood glue will be stronger than the material the drawer is made from.
- Comment on do you use cotton leggings? would you recommend them? 8 months ago:
Homie doing guerrilla market research for Lululemon
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
The US already has that, in the form of various welfare programs (section 8 housing, SNAP food assistance, Medicaid, etc), although the earnings cap on those tend to be well below 60k.
- Comment on What would be a good glue to repair this spatula with that wont he toxic or come undone in a dishwasher? 8 months ago:
For real. Project Farms videos are freaking cool.
He tests everything as scientifically as he reasonably can, pretty thoroughly in my experience, and he buys it all out of pocket so he’s not influenced by sponsors
- Comment on Is Chuck E Cheese a restaurant or entertainment center with a restaurant inside? 8 months ago:
That said, my kid got invited to a Chuck E Cheese’s birthday party recently, and the pizza was a hell of a lot better than I remember it being 15 years ago
- Comment on I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace. 8 months ago:
Seriously . If I ever heard someone say “quarter nine” as a time, those are the only two I would ever consider to be possible options
- Comment on Cheaters are just wannabe singles. 8 months ago:
If I’ve learned anything from all those documentaries about cults, it’s that the first step to polygamy is identifying a vulnerable population
- Comment on Beer and Wine are vegan drinks. 9 months ago:
Ohh shit. Is beer gonna turn me gay?
- Comment on A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone... 9 months ago:
- Comment on What is a good, healthy, unhurtful, socially positive way to express anger? 9 months ago:
I combine two of the suggestions in this post.
I blow off steam by simultaneously listening to, and lifting, heavy metal.
