Taylor is getting all the attention

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• pipows@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  His dick got leaked, that’s the news… Reminds me of

  Sexual intercourse. That’s the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh “oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you…” Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don’t need to do any more. All done. You’re so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That’s it. No more. The dude that’s like “Oh if I brought you Domino’s and I worked at Domino’s what would you do?” I’d take the pizza and I’d have sex with you. Cause you’re so attractive. The girl “If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?” Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can’t resist you. Okay? We’re all done. There’s no more. What more do we n- I need to fucking delete this app dude.

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  • Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I love this video so much.

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  • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What… What was that

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    • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I found this: www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/uWlkFeIVb1

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• smotherlove@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who cares? They’re rich as fuck, neither of them have any idea what a real problem is.

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  • anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Avicci was rich, he had severe mental problems which lead to his suicide. They don’t have financial problems but I can bet they deal with similar personal problems.

    Avicci was just the first that came to mind.

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    • smotherlove@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Something something the exception proves the rule

      Anyhow odds are the average rich person would slap me in the face with piss if I asked them for sympathy so fuck em, they’re all dead to me

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I will hand it to you that money doesn’t mean that all of your issues go away. You got me there.

      What I will say to that is… Having money makes problems easier to handle, and can make the problems the responsibility of someone else to solve.

      Therapists are not cheap.

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  • EvokerKing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are you saying rich people don’t have problems? Because that’s far from true. Although they are less severe problems, they are one you probably can’t comprehend about some weird business shit and other stuff nobody knows about.

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    • smotherlove@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m saying when you have 9+ figures in the bank, you have no idea what a real problem is until you get so old that modern medicine can’t treat you anymore.

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    • Neon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      nono, you see, he’s rich. That makes all his Problems automatically invalid.

      do we need the /s? sadly probably yes.

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    • Coasting0942@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, poor people don’t worry about guillotines

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He said that rich people don’t know what real problems are. Look, we all have our little issues and problems, okay? I don’t think that anyone is saying that’s invalid because someone has money. But when you get into a real problem, where you have to pick between paying rent and living with a roof over your head for another month, or buying groceries so you don’t starve in your dwelling… Then you have a real problem. Go homeless and eat, or have a home and starve?

      IDK. I’d probably pay rent. At least I can die in the comfort of my living room… Rather than suffer every day trying to stay warm/dry/cool/safe…

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A wise man once said, mo’ money, mo’ problems.

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• Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I stopped caring when I saw everyone and their mother talking about it but no one providing any fuckin links

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  • normanwall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dat some gud link

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dude, where did you find that link?

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    PM’ed.

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He should see a doctor about that.

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Drake’s dick didn’t get leaked. No pictures = no leaks 🤷‍♂️

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  • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My dick leaks every day I don’t take pictures of it you pervert

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does a video not count?

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Drake is honestly just trying too hard because no matter how much legal trouble he gets in people still think he’s a nice and polite Canadian.

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wasn’t even aware he was Canadian. Now I hate him more.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey just because we unleashed Drake, Bryan Adams, Justin Bieber, Michael Bublé, and Celine Dion on the world doesn’t mean the rest of us are bad people.

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• NataliePortland@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/987a3609-3bcd-473f-80bc-0ee0af56bf41.jpeg heard he got a bat

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  • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, but there’s an age limit. “No entrants over 18”

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    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gottem!

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• HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Isn’t this like women’s nudes getting leaked?

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No because it’s never a big deal when it happens to a man.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s such a not big deal that they’re writing articles about it.

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