I’m making custom cards for Cards Against Humanity and this is gold
It takes a village
Submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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XEAL@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
The other side of the poll has a questionnaire about how to prepare a 1day blinding stew.
don@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Is a porridge out of the question? Are soups a no-go? How about a simple Broth of Blinding for One Day? Does it really have to be a stew?
DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Of course it has to be a stew, what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 months ago
what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?
raises hand I’m that kind of sociopath.
Mamertine@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Broth is to weak.
I guess a soup might do.
Personally, I’d go with the blinding burrito.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
CMV: Porridge is a kind of soup (and so are cereals)
Mwallerby@startrek.website 9 months ago
I agree that porridge is a soup, since it’s cooked all together. A bowl of cereal’s constituent parts can also be eaten independently so I believe that makes it a salad.
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 9 months ago
No porridge is not a soup.
You cook porridge by boiling off water until you hit the right amount of water absorbed into the cereal, and it not being soup or gruel like. The starchiness also plays a role in consistency.
Porridge does not use or create a broth, soup does.
Porridge is always cooked until there is no or little liquid left, you can’t have soup without liquid.
I am willing to entertain whether nothing that porridge can be a stew, but it is not a soup.
Shameless@lemmy.world 9 months ago
[deleted]SpiceyDejarik@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Less of an American thing, and more of a Shitpost thing.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Shit posting from the Darkages
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I can’t decide whether or not this is a genuine comment and it’s fucking hilarious
Schmuppes@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m confused as well. I assume that the suggestion is not to poison the child, but what is it?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Europeans fear the blind stew.
Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Sounds like someone needs a bowl of blinding stew.
Toes@ani.social 9 months ago
The only soup I can imagine capable of that involves mushrooms from the fey wilds.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Cylocybin won’t make you blind, but you may see faries
Daxtron2@startrek.website 9 months ago
I love that Alan Wagner’s IRL shitposts are becoming so popular the past week lol
pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Then watch her learn how to echolocate and then blind him permanently 🤦
Jesus Christ. Kids do stupid shit like that. They don’t even say how old the kid is. You literally could just bitch at them and make them stop if they were old enough. Or put something harmless but bad tasting on a wig or something and have the kid chew on that, breaking the cycle.
Why do people have to be like this?
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 9 months ago
I think 1 day blinding stew would work as well as a bittering agent. You think she’s going to forget blinding stew?
pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s exactly the sort of thing you don’t want your kid remembering. All it will do is foster in her a vengeance against you, and she would have a pretty legitimate grievance. Who blinds a child, no matter how temporary?
Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I can’t tell if this comment is bait
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Epic child blindness moment
Chocrates@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This is the “I eat dirt” guy right? 🤣
taanegl@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Just being you is enough, I guess.
tygerprints@kbin.social 9 months ago
Feed her a stew that makes her go blind for a day. Well since we're at it, you can also pull all her teeth out with pliers and cut her thumbs off so she can't grab anything. Certainly blinding a child for being a child isn't any kind of sick child abuse (: 0
key@lemmy.keychat.org 9 months ago
That’s absurd. How are you supposed to reattach the thumbs after a day? And have you tried pulling teeth from a child? It’s like… well… pulling teeth.
The blinding stew meanwhile is a time tested parenting technique.
tygerprints@kbin.social 9 months ago
You don't reattach the thumbs, you add them to the stew with some nice lentils and carrots. Why waste good meat.
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 9 months ago
The teeth do grow back, but if you pull them before their natural schedule it takes a long time and can necessitate needing braces later.
Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ah yes, because permanent physical mutilation is exactly the same as 24-hour inconvenience.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
bort@feddit.de 9 months ago
just reapply the thumbs when she starts to behave. Nobody said anything about making it permanenty. smh…
tygerprints@kbin.social 9 months ago
24 hours of imposed blindness would be one HUGE hell of a lot more than a mere inconvenience. That's my whole point, maybe you should try it. Soon you are going to find out exactly what it's like.
Sidhean@lemmy.world 9 months ago
1 Day Blinding Stew
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
It takes a pillage to raze a child.