This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.
If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
Submitted 10 months ago by AnonWyo@startrek.website to [deleted]
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solidgrue@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AnonWyo@startrek.website 9 months ago
Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.
Slovene@feddit.nl 9 months ago
She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉
Hempwick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This joke is so old it statistically won’t die in a school shooting
Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
To be fair, if some fish had guns and used them in self defense it would absolutely stop me from ever fishing again.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 10 months ago
There’s a kind of fish called an archerfish that shoots jets of water from it’s mouth at insects to knock them down. Those ones probably have the mental capacity for calculating trajectories to at least aim one I imagine, if you gave them a weapon modified with some kind of mechanism for one to fire it
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
doingless@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Eh, the police fish would just keep all the good armed fish out of the area.
MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 9 months ago
All the popular fishing areas with dense populations would get marked as “gun free zones” to make it easier for the fishermen.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
lol americans really get touchy about what a shithole our country is on this website.
We are a laughing stock and we deserve to be my man.
snekerpimp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s an embarrassment. I’m embarrassed to be here. We should be doing so much better, we could be building spaceships. Instead we watch as our kids kill each other, the planet boils away and they get to see their line go up.
Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Maybe I don’t think dead children is funny
AnonWyo@startrek.website 10 months ago
Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.
Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Don’t melt
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 months ago
When you have so many shootings that people are arguing about the statistics…
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 months ago
m3t00@lemmy.world 9 months ago
swimming in thoughts and prayers
recapitated@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I know this is a shit post but in case anyone doesn’t know: never shoot bullets at water.
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Not a 'murican so have no experience with firearms - what’s the danger here? Ricochets off the water?
daltotron@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There’s that, there’s also just that they don’t go in very far, doesn’t work very well.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
No, that’s what every crazy person in every country does.
Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Not every crazy guy in other countries can get a gun
Syrc@lemmy.world 9 months ago
…but 7 out of 8 times it’s in the US.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Steven Spielberg made a movie about the good fish in the '70s. It didn’t go well for the fish.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Haha, but like wtf?
occhionaut@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Catfish? Nah
Gatfish
yesman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ooooh, America bad, they’re shooting their obese healthcare again.
Jokes on you, he’s not shooting the fish, he’s shooting the woke rainbow. Get it straight.
XEAL@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’ve seen “joke’s on you” written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Jokes on you, a plural amount of them, must be what they mean. Where are the rest of the jokes motherfuckers!?
lugal@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jokes on you, there ain’t no apostrophe
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
That was a[n unspecified] quantity of jokes.
Like 5, 6… maybe 7!… jokes on you.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
American education system.
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And if some of the fish happen to get killed in the process, that’s just a bonus.