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If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨AnonWyo@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ooooh, America bad, they’re shooting their obese healthcare again.

    Jokes on you, he’s not shooting the fish, he’s shooting the woke rainbow. Get it straight.

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    • XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve seen “joke’s on you” written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

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      • RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jokes on you, a plural amount of them, must be what they mean. Where are the rest of the jokes motherfuckers!?

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      • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jokes on you, there ain’t no apostrophe

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      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That was a[n unspecified] quantity of jokes.

        Like 5, 6… maybe 7!… jokes on you.

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      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve seen “joke’s on you” written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

        American education system.

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    • alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And if some of the fish happen to get killed in the process, that’s just a bonus.

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  • solidgrue@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.

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    • AnonWyo@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

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      • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉

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  • Hempwick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This joke is so old it statistically won’t die in a school shooting

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  • Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be fair, if some fish had guns and used them in self defense it would absolutely stop me from ever fishing again.

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    • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s a kind of fish called an archerfish that shoots jets of water from it’s mouth at insects to knock them down. Those ones probably have the mental capacity for calculating trajectories to at least aim one I imagine, if you gave them a weapon modified with some kind of mechanism for one to fire it

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Archerfish have NOTHING on mantis shrimp:

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        Source: The Oatmeal

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  • doingless@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eh, the police fish would just keep all the good armed fish out of the area.

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    • MaoZedongers@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All the popular fishing areas with dense populations would get marked as “gun free zones” to make it easier for the fishermen.

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lol americans really get touchy about what a shithole our country is on this website.

      We are a laughing stock and we deserve to be my man.

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      • snekerpimp@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s an embarrassment. I’m embarrassed to be here. We should be doing so much better, we could be building spaceships. Instead we watch as our kids kill each other, the planet boils away and they get to see their line go up.

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      • Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maybe I don’t think dead children is funny

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    • AnonWyo@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

      Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t melt

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When you have so many shootings that people are arguing about the statistics…

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …you called?

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  • m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    swimming in thoughts and prayers

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  • recapitated@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know this is a shit post but in case anyone doesn’t know: never shoot bullets at water.

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    • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not a 'murican so have no experience with firearms - what’s the danger here? Ricochets off the water?

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      • daltotron@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s that, there’s also just that they don’t go in very far, doesn’t work very well.

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, that’s what every crazy person in every country does.

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    • Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not every crazy guy in other countries can get a gun

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    • Syrc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …but 7 out of 8 times it’s in the US.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Steven Spielberg made a movie about the good fish in the '70s. It didn’t go well for the fish.

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Haha, but like wtf?

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  • occhionaut@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Catfish? Nah

    Gatfish

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