Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody’s called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.
Wait until they get to pineapples...
Submitted 10 months ago by WashedOver@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rolando@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Agnieszka is not that uncommon a name, and it could be shortened to Agnes.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Um Agnes is short for Agnintendo Entertainment System.
Voyajer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I know a couple named Bob and Agnes. They’re in their mid 60s iirc.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I bet they did bdsm
andxz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
lol what? It’s a fairly common name in all the Nordic countries at the very least, and fairly sure in Britain as well. The post is obviously American, but that name is not an uncommon one.
Anecdotally I know of at least three, two adults and one just starting school.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don’t want to have to come back and explain that I’m not accusing anybody of stealing.
De_Narm@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Too be fair, I really like the name - you just gotta french it up! (Agnès; ɑɲˈɛs)
But I guess Bravely Default was not as popular as I’d like and I’ve never heard the french version elsewhere.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Name your daughter Agnes, get some BDSM revenge. Seems legit.
Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
And the fact they took the time to fix the autocorrect not capitalizing the words spelled out for BDSM. If you are angry it’s not happening.
orphiebaby@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s amazing what toxic assholes say to try to “prove” that posts are fake. I wish you and everyone else would have left that dumb, cynical shit at Reddit.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wat
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean if a grown man doesn’t know what that term means it’s certainly not his child’s fault. like fuck.
Mango@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Honestly yeah. This is pretty much required life knowledge now. They should teach it in school!
JCreazy@midwest.social 10 months ago
Mom, just can’t wait to thank you later for the great time your parents had with their friends
AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“We are NOT done talking about this.”
I hope not 🤣
Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 10 months ago
I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
That would be absolutely hilarious to tell people that they should put pineapples upside down in their shopping cart so they don’t roll around.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Whut?
doidera@lemmy.eco.br 10 months ago
Só thats the code?
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Supposedly, I heard it off-hand somewhere, don’t even remember to be honest.
coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So that’s why pineapple aren’t seasonal anymore.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]Korne127@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How… can someone genuinely now know what bdsm stands for? That’s honestly just baffling.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Shocking but not everybody knows everything.
Pop quiz:
- ASL (Not American Sign Language)
- Sounding
- TCP/IP
- What does the K stand for when referring to the music of Mozart
- IATA
decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You don’t know the age of the other person
Xylight@lemdro.id 10 months ago
Idk people usually don’t care enough to go out of their way to research a term like that
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
it’s a bit of a thing with me
blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 10 months ago
No one is born knowing what those letters stand for. In fact, people don’t even know what letters or words are when they are born. So obviously there must be a point in each person’s life when they go from not knowing to knowing. That will happen at different time for different people, depending on who they talk to and what their interests are.
If you want to better understand how someone can not know what bdsm stands for, perhaps you should just reflect on something you’ve learnt recently. Anything at all. Just think about how you didn’t know it, but now you do. That’s how to works.
50_centavos@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Welcome to the internet.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
how old r u kiddo?
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I dont get the pineapple thing. is that to be used in the sex act? or the bbq? I am not joking
Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A likely story.
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You been living under a rock or what bro?
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fuckin worth it.
Zoidberg@lemm.ee 10 months ago
And I thought it meant Bible Discussion and Studies Meeting
cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Someone’s getting spanked. But who? 🤔
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Image
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Burgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
BDSMx2 Parties are great
TeddE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bondage burgers, dominant drinks, and sadistic salsa masochistic music. Sounds fun!
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 months ago
BYOBDSM
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I personally prefer to eat and dance before I, ahem, dance