WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

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• puncmunc@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Under the first headline it shows that the sailors were using online platforms to share this tip. This reminds me of those viral messages of recharging your batteries in the microwave.

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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only one explanation: The whales can access the internet

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    • Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’d think they’d just use Spotify then instead of hunting music boats

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah when I think about how to calm wild animals down, blasting metal is my go-to.

  FFS.

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  • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … I have a cat that falls asleep with loud metal music

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    • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cats are just a whole other being of existence. My cat fell asleep next to the wooden cabinet that I’m hammering down at full force, but got scared shitless and zooming to hide when I dropped a spoon.

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    • circasurvivor@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because of, or in spite of the music?

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• slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

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  • mhswtf@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WHEN YOUR SEE THE WHITE WHALE

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    • neoproterozoic@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m rooting for the orcas. Can’t blame them.

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  • solariplex@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That gen’d? Looks neat apart from text

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    • Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Time to play the game: Is it AI or is it Dutch?

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    • poppy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah there’s some funky hand/arm stuff too which implies generated art.

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• Laticauda@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have they considered befriending the whales, or at least bribing them?

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  • Haggunenons@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Killer Whales and humans have a long history of friendship and cooperative hunting. The orcas would lead people to large balleen whales, and the humans would spear them, taking most of the meat, but leaving the lips and tongue as payment to the Orcas.

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    • anarchy79@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This was before we turned their habitat into a toxic sludge superfreeway and exterminated their food supply.

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  • Shazbot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Was thinking something similar. What if the whales just don’t like the sailors’ taste in heavy metal? Have we tried passing the aux to the whales? This could be a valuable learning experience.

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• woodenskewer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get out of the pit if you can’t hang, boat.

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• sovietknuckles@hexbear.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  yes-hahaha-yes-1yes-hahaha-yes-2

  speech-r sicko-orca

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• The2b@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I promise you, their solution will be “murder the orcas”

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  • meat_popsicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …it’s the easy answer so it’s the most likely.

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  • anarchy79@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That has been the solution to a non-existent problem for the better part of a century.

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• BrickTamland@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Highly relevant and highly recommend: youtu.be/DOWUHqDZjrA?si=Lf9Et_WycIcry6S9

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  • Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also highly recommended “alternative” video for the same awesome song: youtu.be/I53HDr0-Qew?si=bI0uTUD5tgS6rLRZ

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    • BrickTamland@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes batmetal is phenomenal as well

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  • lwuy9v5@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yea but have you considered yewtu.be/watch?v=SxOtD7OZ294

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• benni@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  NOW I CAN SEE THE WALES LOOMING OUT OF THE DARK

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  • Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like arrows in the sky

    I can’t believe my eyes, but it’s true

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  • kaffiene@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLEEESSS!!!

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• jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe they dislike the genre and while some swim away others might tackle the issue more hands on.

  The point I’m trying to make is: Have Saylors tried Taylor Swift?

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• kool_newt@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder if some orcas were trained to do this by some country and then released and it spread. Militaries do weird shit.

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• DarkGamer@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gets orcas pumped and ready to thrash

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• Infamousblt@hexbear.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  GOOD reference

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Split your lungs with blood and thunder!

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    • 50MYT@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• mayo_cider@hexbear.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I heard that giving orcas torpedoes deters the attacks, maybe try that next?

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• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It was all good until the parallel evolution of the orca circle pit

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• lwuy9v5@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gojira really was ahead of it’s time yewtu.be/watch?v=Qqg8bsDayak

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• DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They just need to play the whales some Gojira

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• zagaberoo@beehaw.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think that someone is trying to kill me!

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Must have accidentally played their favorite song, Go into the water

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• kaffiene@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kudos for the post title. Well played =)

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• sj_zero ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  From hells heart I shred sick riffs at thee!
• Ithorian@hexbear.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They’re just trying to stay a mosh pit.

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